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OfflineLearyfan
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Bill Maher - "New Rules"
    #4535960 - 08/15/05 12:25 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I have the audio book version of Bill Maher's new book New Rules: Polite Musings of a Timid Observer. Check out this sample. The part I'd like you to hear is 4:14 into the track. Here are some of the quotes from it.



Quote:

"New rule: The people in America who are most in favor of the Iraq war, must go there and fight it."

"That goes for everybody who helped sell this Iraq war. You gotta go first. Brooks and Dunn, drop your cocks and grab your socks. Ann Coulter, darling, trust me you will love the Army. You think you make up stuff. Curt Schilling, bye bye. You ended the curse on Boston, good. Let's try your luck on Fallujah."





Bill Maher - "Holy Matrimony - Chicken Hawk Down" (Disk 2 Track 3)
16.14mb / 7:10





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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: Learyfan]
    #4535980 - 08/15/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I like the Ann Coulter reference. I saw that demon on Fox News a few days ago, talking about how the media is overly reporting military casualties and boldly said, "war is hell." As if she's been a participant in one before.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: bukkake]
    #4535989 - 08/15/05 12:33 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Ann Coulter is a rotten bitch. I respect her less than almost any person on Earth.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: Redstorm]
    #4536127 - 08/15/05 01:00 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Redstorm said:
Ann Coulter is a rotten bitch. I respect her less than almost any person on Earth.



I really like her. I don't much like her politics, but she can piss of a liberal like no other and that I must respect.


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"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: z@z.com]
    #4536144 - 08/15/05 01:02 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Redstorm said:
Ann Coulter is a rotten bitch. I respect her less than almost any person on Earth.



I really like her. I don't much like her politics, but she can piss of a liberal like no other and that I must respect.




She can take the standard GOP talking points to their batshit insane extreme and pretend that makes her interesting and erudite. When in fact she's just a sad, broken parrot with a fake smile and a dead soul.

Just mine opine.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: unbeliever]
    #4536159 - 08/15/05 01:07 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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She can take the standard GOP talking points to their batshit insane extreme and pretend that makes her interesting and erudite. When in fact she's just a sad, broken parrot with a fake smile and a dead soul.

Just mine opine.



And to a point I do agree with you, but the fact that many liberals take her seriously despite whatever position (no matter how absurd) she takes just makes me smile. I am no republican, but damn the reactions she gets make me laugh.


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"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: z@z.com]
    #4536163 - 08/15/05 01:09 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I think she's a hoot. I'd want her to shut the hell up if I was a Republican, though.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: bukkake]
    #4536187 - 08/15/05 01:13 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

She's definitely a spectacle. She reminds me a lot of Courtney Love. But instead of flashing her crotch or boobs, Coulter flashes her diseased interpretation of life at the public. She's basically a forum troll that gets mic and camera time.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: unbeliever]
    #4536198 - 08/15/05 01:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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She's definitely a spectacle. She reminds me a lot of Courtney Love. But instead of flashing her crotch or boobs, Coulter flashes her diseased interpretation of life at the public. She's basically a forum troll that gets mic and camera time.



Exactly. The best way to shut up a troll is to ignore them. That is why I laugh so hard when people don't. She does occasionally make a good point or two though.


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"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: z@z.com]
    #4536308 - 08/15/05 01:46 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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unbeliever said:
She's definitely a spectacle. She reminds me a lot of Courtney Love. But instead of flashing her crotch or boobs, Coulter flashes her diseased interpretation of life at the public. She's basically a forum troll that gets mic and camera time.



Exactly. The best way to shut up a troll is to ignore them. That is why I laugh so hard when people don't. She does occasionally make a good point or two though.




Oh? It must have been pure accident. :wink:


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: unbeliever]
    #4536408 - 08/15/05 02:14 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

dont get me wrong, she's a horrible human, but id fuck her....in the butt...hard.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: Redstorm]
    #4536469 - 08/15/05 02:29 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Ann Coulter is a rotten bitch. I respect her less than almost any person on Earth.






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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4536550 - 08/15/05 02:52 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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KingOftheThing said:
dont get me wrong, she's a horrible human, but id fuck her....in the butt...hard.



I would too. I'd do my best to fuck some sense into that rotten, braindead slut.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: bukkake]
    #4536655 - 08/15/05 03:35 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: Redstorm]
    #4537255 - 08/15/05 11:18 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Redstorm said:
Ann Coulter is a rotten bitch. I respect her less than almost any person on Earth.




I cant believe McCarthyists like coulter still exist. I thought Allen Ginsberg ended it all with "America when will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites"


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: Unagipie]
    #4537285 - 08/15/05 11:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Maher makes a good point.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4537317 - 08/15/05 11:40 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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dont get me wrong, she's a horrible human, but id fuck her....in the butt...hard.




Oh this is classic. Remember that HIV thread you made a few months back ranting about homosexuals for having anal sex. I guess you're eating your words today.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: Learyfan]
    #4537531 - 08/15/05 01:09 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Ha, war is hell and Ann Coulter should go there.


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4538202 - 08/15/05 03:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

New Rule #2 Anybody who thinks government should provide cradle to grave for everyone should pay out of his own pocket.

New Rule #3 Anybody who thinks police and the justice department are too intrusive should have to supply their own security

Rule #4 Anybody who thinks that the government is too proactive in foreign affairs should provide for their own protection from foreign agencies both physically and economically.

Let's put all these morons in California and just leave them there. Then countdown until they either become extinct or realize that maybe the world isn't all Strawberry Fields and do something about it


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Re: Bill Maher - "New Rules" [Re: zappaisgod]
    #4538293 - 08/15/05 04:14 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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New Rule #2 Anybody who thinks government should provide cradle to grave for everyone should pay out of his own pocket.



Flaw - The playing field is not even.

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New Rule #3 Anybody who thinks police and the justice department are too intrusive should have to supply their own security



Flaw - I haven't seen a single person on Shroomery say the police is too intrusive when it comes to resolving or containing violent behavior. Not one. They just don't see how they're a harm when they're smoking marijuana. Or why they should have their bags thoroughly searched on the subway.

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Rule #4 Anybody who thinks that the government is too proactive in foreign affairs should provide for their own protection from foreign agencies both physically and economically.



Flaw - Some of us. Maybe a tiny minority, don't support rampant carpet bombing.

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Let's put all these morons in California and just leave them there. Then countdown until they either become extinct or realize that maybe the world isn't all Strawberry Fields and do something about it



Have you seen the approval ratings lately? I'd say you, sir, are in the minority nowadays.


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