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Bobo
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Can there be an amicable solution
#4529071 - 08/13/05 03:16 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you're all sitting around late at night and people just want to chill in your house and keep passing around the bong and you REALLY hate your guests but they're not doing anything. But they're not leaving, either. Such is the life of being a host.
-------------------- OneMoreRobot3021 said: the pub mods are a cancer on our society as a whole. pantsboy said: Do kittens contain mescaline? Because they should. My GF & ME
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TheCow
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Bobo]
#4529074 - 08/13/05 03:17 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nachos!
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TYL3R
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Bobo]
#4529078 - 08/13/05 03:18 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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kick their ass out
but be nice aboot it
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Randolph_Carter
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Bobo]
#4529080 - 08/13/05 03:19 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, it's called "hey guys, i gotta get to sleep...." Then, 15 minutes later "everyone out, i'm going to bed!"
Niceities as necessary
-------------------- "..all those molecules thrashing their kinky little tails, hot for destiny and the street." Gibson Nuke baby seals for Jesus! (This has been a +1 production.)
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Bobo]
#4529083 - 08/13/05 03:21 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why you gotta blow smoke up our asses?
Lemme translate this for you guys who don't know Bobo:
By "guests" he means orgy participants.
By "not doing anything" he means that they keep taking the antics off the specially designated tarp.
By "host", he means bullwhip wielding dungeon master.
I can only imagine what a "bong" is in this cyphered mumbo-jumbo.
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Bobo
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: TheCow]
#4529085 - 08/13/05 03:22 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheCow said: Nachos!
Excellent idea. But, put them on a few paper plates and place them a few steps away from the door. So when you trick them into going after the shit, you slam and deadbolt your door.
-------------------- OneMoreRobot3021 said: the pub mods are a cancer on our society as a whole. pantsboy said: Do kittens contain mescaline? Because they should. My GF & ME
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felix
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Bobo]
#4529086 - 08/13/05 03:22 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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you need to learn how to not bullshit so much. tell them it's time to go.
'alright guys, you don't gotta go home, but you CAN'T STAY HERE' , 'now get the fuck out' said with a smile of course.
-------------------- Real botanists laugh at HPS systems, we do however use high pressure sodium in the parking lot. - artthug
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Bobo
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Burke Dennings]
#4529091 - 08/13/05 03:24 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
electrode said: Why you gotta blow smoke up our asses?
Lemme translate this for you guys who don't know Bobo:
By "guests" he means orgy participants.
By "not doing anything" he means that they keep taking the antics off the specially designated tarp.
By "host", he means bullwhip wielding dungeon master.
I can only imagine what a "bong" is in this cyphered mumbo-jumbo.
Dumbass. "Bong" clearly is teahead code language for "Kittypen0r." Smoke some grass and try to follow along, square.
-------------------- OneMoreRobot3021 said: the pub mods are a cancer on our society as a whole. pantsboy said: Do kittens contain mescaline? Because they should. My GF & ME
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Jadian
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: felix]
#4529093 - 08/13/05 03:25 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is the problem of a lot of people I know. My apartment is going to have certain rules, everyone's out by a certain time and only 1 person can stay at my place each night. It'll make things a lot easier on me and I won't have to worry about stuff "dissapearing" from my place.
-------------------- LNC's official Alaskan stoner
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Bobo]
#4529096 - 08/13/05 03:27 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Naturally, you're smoking kittypen0r. Dude, only like a week or so until I get my kitty. We picked him because he was the laziest in the litter. I want a stoner katze.
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Randolph_Carter
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Burke Dennings]
#4529101 - 08/13/05 03:29 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stoner cats are the more active, insane type. Any other doesn't do well under the influence.
Bobo: Boot them bitchs out already! Notice has been served.
-------------------- "..all those molecules thrashing their kinky little tails, hot for destiny and the street." Gibson Nuke baby seals for Jesus! (This has been a +1 production.)
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Jadian
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I knew a girl with an autistic cat. Probably one of the coolest cats I've ever known too. That fucker would play dead for hours sometimes for no reason. And you could tell the difference between playing dead and sleeping, it was funny.
-------------------- LNC's official Alaskan stoner
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Burke Dennings
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Well, my kitty better learn to adjust, or he's in for a very miserable existence. I figure in his first few days here, I'll let him nibble on my datura; that'll keep him off my plants forever.
(just playin'; I say a lot of fucked up things here, but I'm not one to torture an animal, or my plants)
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TYL3R
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Burke Dennings]
#4529146 - 08/13/05 03:58 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
electrode said: i torture small animals
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: TYL3R]
#4529158 - 08/13/05 04:05 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You read between the lines like no other.
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TYL3R
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Re: Can there be an amicable solution [Re: Burke Dennings]
#4529174 - 08/13/05 04:12 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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