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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4467010 - 07/29/05 01:19 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I'll kill 10,000 americans like WHUT.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4467019 - 07/29/05 01:21 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

ah, gotta die someday


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4467058 - 07/29/05 01:26 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

And my day is today.


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4467060 - 07/29/05 01:26 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I'm just getting drunk first.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4467063 - 07/29/05 01:26 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

that sucks. hoped u lived a life without regret


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4467069 - 07/29/05 01:27 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

:faded:


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4467096 - 07/29/05 01:33 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I've got a gun in my mouf.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4467103 - 07/29/05 01:34 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

QUICK PULL THE TRIGGER BEFORE ITS TO LATE


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4467112 - 07/29/05 01:36 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

OK.

GOODBYE SHROOMERY.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4467127 - 07/29/05 01:37 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

have a good one


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4467132 - 07/29/05 01:38 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

We'll miss you Hella. :frown:


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Ravus]
    #4467134 - 07/29/05 01:39 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

or will we :rubschin:

damnit thats it, i need a :rubschin: smiley. where do i go to get one:grin:


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Ravus]
    #4467161 - 07/29/05 01:43 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
There's a lot of U.S. soldiers who want to get out of Iraq, and if there was any possible reasonable way to do it that didn't result in a dishonorable discharge, you can be guaranteed many other people would be doing it.




I don't know if shooting yourself in the leg or the foot is considered to be a dishonarable discharge, but it works and there's lots of soldiers doing it in Iraq.


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: exclusive58]
    #4467992 - 07/29/05 07:31 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

exclusive58 said:
Quote:

Ravus said:
There's a lot of U.S. soldiers who want to get out of Iraq, and if there was any possible reasonable way to do it that didn't result in a dishonorable discharge, you can be guaranteed many other people would be doing it.




I don't know if shooting yourself in the leg or the foot is considered to be a dishonarable discharge, but it works and there's lots of soldiers doing it in Iraq.




Shooting yourself in the foot is willful damage of US property and
will probably get him flogged.


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4468109 - 07/29/05 09:07 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

This thread makes me laugh. "I joined the military but don't want to go to Iraq" That's laughable.

He might get home early in a box.


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Hanky]
    #4468371 - 07/29/05 11:41 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

well i didnt read the whole thread but i have a friend that went through this exact same thing. He got some kind of honerable discharge for psychiatric reasons...being bi-polar and shit like that.

:shrug:


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4524297 - 08/12/05 12:41 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Boiledmeatloaf said:
Your friends not stupid, he's a pussy.

Tell him to grow some balls
He knew what he was getting himself into.
Your friend sickens me.




Thats pretty fucked up to say if someone is choosing jail over violating his beliefs.


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: LittleBen]
    #4525767 - 08/12/05 10:06 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

hey it's not his fault that he was sold on the military. they make that contract look pretty damn good. with all the so-called benefits and the money for school. like a means to an out. especially if you don't have much in the first place.

i had a friend who decided that he would join the national guard. I know what your thinking the national guard can't be that bad. Well brain washing is brain washing. Anyways he just started to piss his bed and his self all the time. Needless to say he was dis-charged. Of course this was while he was still in boot-camp.

maybe he can move to Canada.


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4525816 - 08/12/05 10:31 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Before I finish reading all these posts I should post my idea before I forget.

I heard once of a fellow who through out his entire tour in "'nam" with an imaginary dog. Everywhere he went he carried a leash in his hand and it was attached to nothing, just drug it around I guess. Finaly after a couple of months he was awarded his disabiblity paper or whatever and was sent home... the part that makes me think this idea is a joke is at the end I was told he turns to his srg. right before stepping onto the plane and hand him the leash saying "Here I dont need my dog anymore."


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Re: How to Get out of Iraq [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4525955 - 08/12/05 11:44 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I did my time in the Military....12 fricken years!~

I can see how some people can't handle it...even though I did.

There is no disgrace in not wanting to go to war.

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I have a friend that is in a mental ward of the VA hospital from doing his time in Iraq.

he was shot by an Iraqie...he had a bullet proof vest on.
he killed the Iraqie that shot him!~

he killed several other Iraqies...and was having nightmares of their dead faces in his sleep.

:frown:

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I have a friend that was shot up in the first Gulf War.

he is in a wheel chair for life.

:frown:

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I have another friend that was in the first Gulf War...

that lost his head and went nuts and shot up a couple couches in a military lounge.

he put 2 full clips of ammo in the couches.

when asked why he did it...he said "I thought I'd rather shoot the couches than my comanding officer".

lolzzz

he was released from duty with full pay...and collects $2200.00 a month for the rest of his life.

he is pretty messed up in the head still...and has to be on meds.

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Have your buddy shoot up a couple couches in a lounge!~

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