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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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I think my mom was just having sex
    #4519514 - 08/10/05 07:59 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I came home and my mom and her husband were watching TV downstairs.  As I walked past the stairs I saw a box of newly bought "KY Jelly" sitting on a step.  After about a half-hour they both went upstairs.  I noticed that the KY Jelly had been picked up.  Five minutes later I hear creaking emanating from the upstairs.

:crazy:

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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519519 - 08/10/05 08:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

sry my bad man ill try to be quieter next time:grin:


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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519521 - 08/10/05 08:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Just be glad that you've never stumbled in on them.

I had that unfortunate experience, many years ago.

That image is still burned into my brain.

GET OUT!


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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4519524 - 08/10/05 08:01 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

:mushroom2:  Yup, they were bonin'  :mushroom2:


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: Heinous_Anus]
    #4519527 - 08/10/05 08:02 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

id die from puking:puke:


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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519537 - 08/10/05 08:04 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

bow chicka wow wow

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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: TYL3R]
    #4519542 - 08/10/05 08:06 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

That box of KY is a sign.

A sign to fuck alot before you get old.

And to get the fuck out of their house asap.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4519550 - 08/10/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
sry my bad man ill try to be quieter next time:grin:




You piece of shit!  :smirk:

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519552 - 08/10/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

You know I could see you sticking around and contemplating this if you were younger.. Why are you still home?? Show some respect and take off for a while man. Let them have their fun. :thumbup:


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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: eve69]
    #4519553 - 08/10/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

eeww your mom likes anal

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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: AliceDee]
    #4519567 - 08/10/05 08:10 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
eeww your mom likes anal




Yeah man go in her room after and see if it smells like anus.

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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519578 - 08/10/05 08:11 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4519589 - 08/10/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mattzdope said:
You know I could see you sticking around and contemplating this if you were younger.. Why are you still home?? Show some respect and take off for a while man. Let them have their fun. :thumbup:




The squeaking literally lasted for two minutes.  Shit...even I can last longer than that.

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519596 - 08/10/05 08:17 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

You never know, they might still be all into foreplay or have moved down onto the floor where there will be no squeaking. They wouldnt have to worry if their punk kid would leave the house. :wink: :smirk:


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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519601 - 08/10/05 08:18 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

ohhhhhhhhhh that can't be good. My mom and dad seperated when i was 6, so i never had that... thank god


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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4519607 - 08/10/05 08:20 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

oh yuk..I would not even want to think about that one, that would make me sick...

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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: Skunk420]
    #4519613 - 08/10/05 08:20 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

i could probably only last 2 minutes aswell in her tite little asshole  :lol:

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: AliceDee]
    #4519650 - 08/10/05 08:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
i could probably only last 2 minutes aswell in her tite little asshole  :lol:




You are lucky that you have such an awesome avatar or I would 1 shroom your ass!  :lol:

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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4520187 - 08/10/05 10:24 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

pics please, next time

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Re: I think my mom was just having sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4520191 - 08/10/05 10:25 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I'd beat my step dads ass because it'd be funny.


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