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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Write a rap
    #4518590 - 08/10/05 04:43 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Come on people...let's start spittin' some rhymes yo.

This thread will either be very funny or it will be a dismal failure.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Write a rap [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4518603 - 08/10/05 04:47 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i vote failure, considering hippies dont rap:grin:


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: Write a rap [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4518620 - 08/10/05 04:53 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Man you didn't start with a rap?
What's the deal with that crap?
That makes me wanna roll you up in saran wrap
and perform a spinal tap.


Edited by HeavyToilet (08/10/05 04:56 PM)


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InvisibleAliceDee
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Re: Write a rap [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4518629 - 08/10/05 04:56 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

ya but who cares..

Im sittin on my computer but I want some cooter
but im stuck lookin at the shroomery

i read all these posts
while i eat my toast
and smoke some dank
before i rob a bank
and then do some crank

dam i suck


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Re: Write a rap [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4518630 - 08/10/05 04:57 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

i wrote one the other night but it won't let me copy/paste it.


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: Write a rap [Re: AliceDee]
    #4518645 - 08/10/05 05:01 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

That's the best you can do home-boy, what's that?
Enough of faggy this chat,
I want to get into some combat,
I'll hit you in the head with a bat,
and make your cranium go SPLAT.

:smirk:


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Re: Write a rap [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4518648 - 08/10/05 05:03 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Me and Beetlejuice had a good one goin awhile ago


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Write a rap [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4518653 - 08/10/05 05:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Here I be
sittin' on the
motherfuckin' Shroomery

Wastin' time
Watching the Maury Show
Tryin' to spit out a rhyme

It ain't shit
to come up wit' something
like all real quick

I wonder how many hours
I spent on this damn site
when I could'a been out macking on hoes
and smelling the flowers

But, it's kinda hard to walk
when you got a dick
as long as a city block

So I sit here lookin' at my screen
Instead of mackin', I'm jackin
off to some good porn
'till my face turns green


Edited by RandalFlagg (08/10/05 05:09 PM)


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Re: Write a rap [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4518656 - 08/10/05 05:06 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Your from british columbia
so you must have a labia
thats so swollen cuz i fucked it so hard
that your brain is now scarred
for life


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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: Write a rap [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4518674 - 08/10/05 05:17 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

here's some lyrics i wrote some time ago... dunno if it couts as rap, but well... ill post them anyways...

I need a lot of time alone,
Fill the whole room with smoke of my own
Keep both feet on earth but still be free enough to let my spirit grow
Balance can be hard, I feel my nerves cry for help
Cuz conflicts dont cease to disturb my inner peace
I cant divide myself, so excuse if I damaged
Any of you cuz I couldnt manage to be there all the time
I dont mean to provoke yet my nature invokes
People that take glee in rising hatred in me
Till in the end everything crumbles and chokes
Well that is my story: 2 ways to chose, the hard or the stony
Nevertheless I guess its for the best:
A contribution to the one and only, holy
Beeing of Light so I slowly
Start to understand the meaning and plan
And til I grasp all the clues
I thank every one of you
For giving me the only thing that is true:
Love

I know you cant always be there,
And through dark and bright God is my only light
Yet you guide me into his lair
And if your thought is with me you become Sun that shines,
Heaven that cries, soil for my seed to rise.

I dont know where to start finding
Myself in this darkness, its blinding
My spirit is winding.
I memorize facts and information
Which kindle wisdom but not salvation
Fill my gaps with data thats unknown to most
Hence for society I seem no more than a ghost
I lead a turbulent life on my spiritual edge
And I dont seem to know how to fulfill my pledge:
-Keep true to the essence, to love and to god
-Think with your heart, leave your ego aside,
it may serve you at times but not as a guide
Easier said than done, my connection is gone
Have become critical, analitical, dead
Thank god theres a smile for every tear that I shed
So I guess it is hope that I look for the most
May hate and fear surrender, leave love as the host

I know you cant always be there,
And through dark and bright God is my only light
Yet you guide me into his lair
And if your thought is with me you become Sun that shines,
Heaven that cries, soil for my seed to rise.


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Re: Write a rap [Re: In(di)go]
    #4518692 - 08/10/05 05:22 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Fall into a spell way deeper than hell
Sensation was given to me from my homegirl Shell
Told me, since I was in pain and I like 2 rebel
This Motorola I'm giving you will suit you real well
10 minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes feelin' funny butterflies
My eyes dilate another size overwhelming sense of love
Got this nut so sprung
Walk up to a stranger baby, can I suck your tongue


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Re: Write a rap [Re: AliceDee]
    #4518708 - 08/10/05 05:27 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Your rhymes are weak, pathetic and not poetic.
In time you'll find out that I'm unapologetic.
Too bad for you I'm also very athletic.

I don't feel pain when I have adrenaline rushing through my brain.
I'll bite out your internal jugular vein.
People shouldn't fuck with the insane.


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OfflineTrainwreck
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Re: Write a rap [Re: AliceDee]
    #4518731 - 08/10/05 05:33 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I'm ahead of yall by miles,
With my venomous free styles,
Lookin for combat?
I'm about to start some wars,
Mother fuckers see me coming so they boltin up they doors,
Cuz it's the T to wreck,
I don't want yo respect,
Or gold chains on my neck,
I spit it for the streets,
For the bumps and the beats,
So stop trying to compete,
You aint gettin no receipt,
Cuz I'm...

To sick, give ya the hibbie jibbies,
Break in all the houses,
and steal all the TV's.

Gotta clock out cuz I'm a lil busy
Rollin up this here blizzy
We got that D
to the A
to the N
to the K

Now where's my competition
Or do you got nothin to say?

:dj:


Edited by Trainwreck (08/10/05 05:41 PM)


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InvisibleAliceDee
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Re: Write a rap [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4518741 - 08/10/05 05:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

your avatar is a toilet
you mind if i soil it?
oh looks like it already is
from all that green shiz
thats all over
like a four leaf clover


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Re: Write a rap [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4518752 - 08/10/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

wigiddy wigiddy wack
yo punk bitch dont talk back
or yould get a heavy 40 oz smack
watch it sucka I'm hard as fuck
in mah navigator truck.
BAM


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Re: Write a rap [Re: barfightlard]
    #4518764 - 08/10/05 05:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Ima take your lard
and cook it on a grill until its charred
Ill slice it in peices and feed it to you
even tho it tastes like poo
you love it and drive off in your truck
cuz i just dont give a fuck


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Re: Write a rap [Re: AliceDee]
    #4518770 - 08/10/05 05:47 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

yo with all your clevage in my face
if I didn't try to tap that id feel like a disgrace
I'll take you back to my place baby
and bounce that ass making you go crazeee
ya ill bust a nut right in your butt
kuz we all know that how you role
we've all had a lil fun with that dirty lil' hole.


Edited by bellylard (08/10/05 05:53 PM)


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Re: Write a rap [Re: AliceDee]
    #4518776 - 08/10/05 05:48 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

You don't give a fuck?
Well, your outta luck
Cause I'm gonna poop on your face andr run you over with your truck
Punk-ass bitchez need to be put in their places
I'll kill yo azz an leave no traces....

:rolleyes:


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Re: Write a rap [Re: barfightlard]
    #4518792 - 08/10/05 05:53 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

bellylard said:
yo with all your clevage in my face
if I didn't try to tap that id feel like a disgrace
I'll take you back to my place baby
and bounce that ass making you go crazeee
ya ill bust a nut right in your butt
kuz we all know that how you role
we've all had a lil fun with that dirty hole.




have fun fucking a picture
cuz her ass has stricture
but im not a girl
so if you try anything with me ima hurl
check out my scenario
ima come over to ontario
and fuck your hairy ho

lol that suckd


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Re: Write a rap [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4518794 - 08/10/05 05:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
i vote failure, considering hippies dont rap:grin:


\

agreed
indeed


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