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InvisibleMOTH
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I passed my drug test!
    #4517837 - 08/10/05 01:00 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I am now a believer in synthetic urine.  I start my new job washing dogs tomorrow.  :thumbup:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517844 - 08/10/05 01:01 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I want some !


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: TYL3R]
    #4517849 - 08/10/05 01:02 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

way to go dude!

you get the fake peter kit or just used synth. urine?


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: Cowgold]
    #4517850 - 08/10/05 01:03 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Just a nice, tidy bottle of heated synthetic urine.  :smile:

I stuffed it in my bra when I went to take the test. 

I used Quick Fix.


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: Cowgold]
    #4517858 - 08/10/05 01:07 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Cowgold said:
way to go dude!

you get the fake peter kit ...




Hint: Elle would look pretty strange with a peter kit on her, ifyaknowwhatImean.... :naughty:


Elle: Congrats! :laugh:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4517874 - 08/10/05 01:12 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks!  You wouldn't believe how nervous I was just smuggling the urine into the testing center.  I kept having these nightmares that they would catch me but everything seemed very routine. 

Dumped the piss in, came out, she checked temp, and then I was on my way. 

I just can't believe more people don't use synthetic urine in times of drug-test crises.  It worked like a charm. 

Long live stoner scientists!  Without them, this moment wouldn't be possible.  :cheers: :stoned: :bongload:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517881 - 08/10/05 01:14 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

You had to take a drug test to wash dogs?


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #4517886 - 08/10/05 01:16 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Nowadays you have to take a whiz quiz even if you want to bag groceries... :frown:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517887 - 08/10/05 01:17 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

haha, sorry about that elle...


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #4517892 - 08/10/05 01:18 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It's for Petsmart and yes I did, I guess since I'll be dealing with other people's loving pets on a daily basis. Made me feel dirty to cheat the test, but whatever, I'm not the one who declared War on Drugs.

I mean, if you're going to declare war don't be all astonished when the opposing side starts using counter-measures.

Thinking that way helps me feel less deceitful for using fake piss.


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517901 - 08/10/05 01:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I mean, if you're going to declare war don't be all astonished when the opposing side starts using counter-measures. 





:thumbup: :stoned: :thumbup:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517904 - 08/10/05 01:21 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I just can't believe more people don't use synthetic urine in times of drug-test crises. It worked like a charm.





It works if you don't have someone watching you. With probation and such it dosn't work unless you get one of those tubes you hide under you dick.


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4517908 - 08/10/05 01:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I heard about that...you can get a tube and fake penis with the whizzinator, another brand of fake urine for those poor folk stuck in their probation.

How does probation watch people who are female pee?


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517913 - 08/10/05 01:25 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I heard they make you keep the stall open and look at your reflection through a mirror but Im not exactly sure.


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4517926 - 08/10/05 01:29 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Probation officers are voyeurs at :heart:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517933 - 08/10/05 01:31 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Thinking that way helps me feel less deceitful for using fake piss.





Don't think of it as deceit - think of it as a silent act of protest against an unfair employment policy!


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4517938 - 08/10/05 01:34 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Good point...I just have a tendency to feel guilty about silly shit.  :stoned:

Before I went in I called up my friend Kristi and she talked some courage into me. 

But how awesome is this...now I feel like I have total freedom to consume as much THC as I want.  :grin:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: MOTH]
    #4517948 - 08/10/05 01:36 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Yay!! Way to go, Ellemy!!!! My friend, Matt, uses synth urine in his probation piss tests. Works every time.!! Congratulations on your new job. Wash those doggies!!! :grin:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4517950 - 08/10/05 01:36 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:what:


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Re: I passed my drug test! [Re: TYL3R]
    #4517976 - 08/10/05 01:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats. I am thinking of taking on a part time job and would like to work with animals. I was actually going to ask you if you had to take a piss test.

Glad everything worked out.


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