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FreshCaps
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How much is too much...?
#4517137 - 08/10/05 04:35 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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After a long night with a very loose porn star Jenna Jameson, I decided to go to the store, my first big mistake.
Well I pull into the local Albertsons and there they are, a negroe and a black person...
I can't believe that they are drinking Pepsi and eating day old potato salad...
Why would anyone do that to themselves?
Then I found out my second big mistake of tonight, I had accidently brought with me a kilo of uncut cocaine in my front left shirt pocket, I have no clue how I didn't notice it there, I mean IT'S A FUCKIN KILO OF COCAINE.
Well the negroe sees it and he says, "I trade you sum uv dis day old po'tato salad fo' sum uv dat powda"
Then he points to my front left shirt pocket.
I think OH SHIT, so I say let me get my scale out of my trunk.
So I pop the trunk and grab my loaded AK-47, I had no clue that I even owned one of these.
So I call the negroe over to my trunk and I shoot the fuck out of him,
I literally left him there 99% sure he had no blood in his veins, not from bleeding, but I fucked him up so badly, so I jump back in my car, and on my way out I cock my .45 cal revolver and shoot the black man who is still drinking his urine.
So I get home and there she is, the love of my life, Drew Carey and his Uncle Ronny (somehow drews moms brother had sex with a person in Marshall Mather's family and I now had a Jewish Hitler by my left side of the mini van.
So I pistol whip the lawn knome and I proceed to tie up Drew Carey, and hit his dumb nerdy ass in the for head so many times with the butt of my revolver that i literaly cracked his skull, I felt bad so I opend that kilo of cocaine and pulled his head back by the hair and shoved a 2 foot piece of garden hose down his throat and poured about half that kilo down his throat...
This is where the hallucinations get really bad, all of a sudden there are 10,000 gay Mr. T's around me and are tweaked on crystal and want some gay but sex, but they are all only attracted to white men...
And we all know Mr. T wasn't white, so it looks like I'm fucked..
But suddenly I can fly and I'm in a Toyota Corolla on my way to Spokane, Washington where I will meet and kill Carson Daley with a hunting knife..
So after I get that over with I masturbate on his corpse and stick my dick in all 438 of his stab wounds..
Then I proceed to listen to Will Smith: Gettin' Jiggy With It..
Then I wake up and realize that I'm out of Acid, and I just bought 70 Hits yesterday...
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517141 - 08/10/05 04:38 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Liar. You stole my story.
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FreshCaps
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4517152 - 08/10/05 04:50 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bull-mutherfuckin-cocksux0ring-analbleeding-shit!!!
You nor cal skum skin flut player!!
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517154 - 08/10/05 04:53 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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FreshCaps
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4517156 - 08/10/05 04:56 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517165 - 08/10/05 05:05 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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weirdo
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4517172 - 08/10/05 05:12 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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What are you doing up so early?
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FreshCaps
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4517176 - 08/10/05 05:14 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't I owe you $20 Des??
dont hate my 85" black p3n0r porque I'm a mexican-american-taliban-heroin-afghanistan-n3gr0e-man
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FreshCaps
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517177 - 08/10/05 05:16 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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She el lives in Illinois, its 7:14 am there, plus shes a manager or something important to the local govt.
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517178 - 08/10/05 05:16 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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good work.
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517186 - 08/10/05 05:24 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shhh
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4517187 - 08/10/05 05:24 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said: What are you doing up so early?
I haven't been to sleep yet.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4517191 - 08/10/05 05:26 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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cocaine?
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4517197 - 08/10/05 05:29 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Work.
:p
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FreshCaps
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4517199 - 08/10/05 05:30 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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She likes Meth up the brown slide?
Oh ya, thanks for the PS2 games Des!!
(there's a scratch on one but it still plays)
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517212 - 08/10/05 05:38 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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No prob...thanks for the pics...very hot indeed.
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4517220 - 08/10/05 05:43 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get pussy from dudez I'm so hawt...
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: FreshCaps]
#4517224 - 08/10/05 05:50 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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FreshCaps
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Re: How much is too much...? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4517233 - 08/10/05 05:57 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, Bobby, your pussy is so warm and wet...
Put it in your mouth bobby, and suck it until it's dry...
Yes, just like that.. OH. YEAH!!!
Can you taste it Bobby?
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