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OfflineHawkeye2
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Fucking hilarious
    #4516392 - 08/10/05 12:27 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

So we were on our way to pick up some bud today, but this kid we're going in with keeps blowing up my phone. So, one of the guys I met up with on my journey to get high tells me to give him the phone. I think, alright, let's see what funny shit this guy can pull.

He answers the phone and in a very convincing tone of voice and manner, tells the kid on the other line that he was an officer, and picked us up, asked him why he was calling this phone, etc. Told him that he didn't want "little fuckers like you doin dope on my streets" This kid is from North Carolina, so his accent completely complimented the fact that he was impersonating a cop. He scared the kid shitless, and told him that we were being taken to jail unless the kid would give him information about who's buying and selling the "dope". At one point he said, "So I'm sure your friends will be happy to thank you for being in jail, until you come to the station and give me some goddamn information I'm keeping your friends here."

And the kicker, midway through the convo, my buddy goes "How bout the crack I found in their pockets, you in on that too?" And of course the kid had no idea what he was talking about so he was flipping out saying he didn't know anything about crack. My buddy called him a liar and asked him if he took a drug test would he come up positive for bud, he said yes, the guy goes "What would your family think?"

My friend then lied and told my buddy that he was going to rehab for his marijuana troubles. After that my phone died, so he had to hang up, but it was fucking hilarous because he was on speakerphone and you could tell this kid was scared shitless, now I just met this guy that's givin my friend the best show of his life, and he's a fucking genious. Perfectly executed every word of every sentence souded the part and everything. Stayed on his toes while stoned as fuck.


Crazy fucking times.


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OfflineHawkeye2
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Re: Fucking hilarious [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #4516545 - 08/10/05 12:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Nobody cares, man you guys suck!


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Re: Fucking hilarious [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #4516554 - 08/10/05 12:53 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:monkeydance:


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Re: Fucking hilarious [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4516607 - 08/10/05 01:04 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

that is pretty fuckin' funny! How pissed would you have been if he actually spilled the beans!!?


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Re: Fucking hilarious [Re: dr0mni]
    #4516631 - 08/10/05 01:14 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:pimpslap:


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Re: Fucking hilarious [Re: dr0mni]
    #4516761 - 08/10/05 01:50 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

dr0mni said:
that is pretty fuckin' funny! How pissed would you have been if he actually spilled the beans!!?





I wouldn't have been pissed at all, we didn't even plan this, the kid did it spontaneously on his own accord, he's fucking brilliant. When he mentioned the crack, I completely lost it because we don't fuck around with crack near my town, so I'm sure the guy on the other line was shitting his pants.


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