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"I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!"
    #4514706 - 08/09/05 04:29 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I gotta post this: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0732/


Anyone remember that anti-drug PSA from the 80's? Man, that really is the greatest comeback line ever. I mean, what can that evil drug dealer say back? NOTHING! He's just standing there like "What the fuck..... what am I supposed to do now?"


I have never come across a drug dealer who gives away free weed to get "kids hooked". That had to be one of the lamest parts of those PSAs. I used to think they reflected the way things worked - that there would be these tough older kids forcing drugs on me.

All I have to say is, "It's pot! You know... marrrajuaaana." :bigweed: :bongload: :bigblunt:


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: Twirling]
    #4514711 - 08/09/05 04:31 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

ya i always thought some crazy fucker was gonna stab with a needle and i would be infected... good ol drug propaghanda...


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: AliceDee]
    #4514721 - 08/09/05 04:36 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I do have to say, those anti-drug psas have caused an unnecessary amount of anxiety in me as a kid. They make it seem as if there are people out to get 2nd graders high on PCP, at any costs.


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: Twirling]
    #4514723 - 08/09/05 04:36 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Hehe! Yeah, I remember that one (and others) from my perma-stoned HS days. And I was probably stoned when I saw that one too!  :tongue:


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: Twirling]
    #4514855 - 08/09/05 05:15 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:

omg is there a video of this floating around? That commercial is a classic.

Actually, it taught me something very vauable. Whenever someone offers you drugs, be sure to call them a turkey.


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: moog]
    #4514859 - 08/09/05 05:18 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

im too young to recall these, not to mention i went to private school, where drugs were the devils work and were NEVER mentioned... god i hate christians

well most of them anyway


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: SerioOria]
    #4514954 - 08/09/05 05:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Wasn't there a recent commercial with that same slogan? I might be mistaken. All anti-substance slogans are hilariously bad.

"INFECT TRUTH." "YOU'RE SUPPORTING TERRORISTS WHEN YOU SMOKE DOPE." "THEY CALL IT DOPE FOR A REASON."


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: bukkake]
    #4514965 - 08/09/05 05:49 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I remember that commercial... haha

Cowabunga!

I remember getting grades on worksheets brought by the D.A.R.E. officer
it was fucked up because kids would raise their hands and tell on their parents...


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: Cowgold]
    #4514974 - 08/09/05 05:52 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

thats fucked up... my parents always taught me never to tell on anyone unless you are in danger... cant believe they would tell on their own parents...


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: AliceDee]
    #4515062 - 08/09/05 06:18 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

The ultimate truth about marijuana: if you smoke it, you will become addicted to heroin!!!

anyone ever seen grass? lol gotta love it


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Re: "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" [Re: CptnGarden]
    #4515519 - 08/09/05 08:54 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Well pot IS "the" gateway drug!  :rolleyes:

"Hey Joey, I got some stuff you just GOTTA try!"

It's kind of ironic though.. I can't think of anyone who has done anything more advanced than weed (shrooms, lsd, E, etc.) who hasn't smoked first.  On the opposite hand, if weed is demonized (as it is) it encourages kids who are curious about drugs to pursue other ones.

:shrug:

My favorite recent one is "Parents: My anti-drug."  Are you kidding?  Dealing with my parents' crap is one of the reasons I stayed out all night partying!  :lol:


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