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OfflineMXNR
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Best way to pass a Drug Test?
    #4514071 - 08/09/05 11:09 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Hey all,

      A FOAF smokes THC containing plants regularly and wants to know what the best way to pass drug test is. He has been smoking 3 times a week for the past three months. I showed him this online www.whizzinator.com and he seemed mildly interested. What do you guys think? :monopoly:


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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: MXNR]
    #4514221 - 08/09/05 12:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry, but wearing a strap-on during work? :rofl: That's fucking hilarious.


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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: MXNR]
    #4514368 - 08/09/05 12:42 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Don't do drugs.



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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: MXNR]
    #4514379 - 08/09/05 12:44 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I JUST did a drug test yesterday. I used synthetic urine. It was my first time, but everything went well. I'm now waiting at home for the results.

I hear it on good authority they work.

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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: MXNR]
    #4514382 - 08/09/05 12:46 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

addatives like urine luck are the most fool proof way for the simple drug tests given at most jobs. This stuff will not work with urinalysis tho.

Dilution is sketchy. All detox drinks are based off dillution or using somthing like gelatin to coat your stomach.


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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: MXNR]
    #4514388 - 08/09/05 12:48 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

The best way to pass is not to smoke.

Since that's not an option for some people :smile:
The second best option would be a whizzinator and a clean friend's piss, or synthetic urine.

Like baraka said.. I don't trust dilation. And additives I am very wary of. Basically I think I smoke enough to piss dirty for the next 5 years. good thing I don't have to take drug tests.


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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: MXNR]
    #4514396 - 08/09/05 12:49 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Make sure its warm.

My piss tests checked temp

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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: spud]
    #4514399 - 08/09/05 12:50 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

yeah thats why you strap the bag to your inner thigh


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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4514409 - 08/09/05 12:54 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I put mine in my bra.  :grin:

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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4514494 - 08/09/05 01:20 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I have personally used adatives for drug tests at jobs 2 times and passed both being a more then daily smoker. My friend has taken id guess atleast 5. He alwasys get a day ahead notice from his job(he drives trucks and operates heavy machines). Passed every time.

A friend trying to be a fire fighter tho used an addative at the doctors office and they knew somthing was in the piss.


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Re: Best way to pass a Drug Test? [Re: baraka]
    #4514503 - 08/09/05 01:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

than*

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