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Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful
    #4514495 - 08/09/05 03:20 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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1.  Unlimited hugs, sticky-jam kisses, and "I LOVE YOU"'s
2.  You can watch cartoons, read kids books, play Chutes & Ladders, eat Bottlecaps candy, and play with squirt guns without being accused of immaturity.
3.  Realizing you are a role model is great motivation for getting your shit together.
4.  Experiencing the world for the first time, again.  :smile:


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Veritas]
    #4514500 - 08/09/05 03:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

5. You get to make them first.

Though honestly I'd loathe having kids. Were you the same way before you had them?


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Veritas]
    #4514502 - 08/09/05 03:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I can't wait to have children.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Veritas]
    #4514507 - 08/09/05 03:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I hate kids.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Ravus]
    #4514508 - 08/09/05 03:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yup, making them is fun, too.  Or just practicing! :wink:

I've always been a kid, and now I don't have to pretend to be an adult all the time.  :thumbup:


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Redstorm]
    #4514513 - 08/09/05 03:25 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

children are so cool


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: spud]
    #4514548 - 08/09/05 03:36 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Why do positive threads always turn out to be so sarcastic?


Actually, I couldn't imagine having a child right now. Maybe at some point, but sure as hell not now!


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: DistortedEyes]
    #4514550 - 08/09/05 03:37 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Kids are cool when they're finished pissing and spitting on you.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: bukkake]
    #4514562 - 08/09/05 03:41 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

and screaming, and getting sick, and getting you sick, and complaining, and keeping you up all night, and shitting their pants, etc.

My gf wants them within 5 years. I'm not keen on them.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Veritas]
    #4514566 - 08/09/05 03:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

6. They make you poor.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4514572 - 08/09/05 03:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

i pissed on my dad's face once when he was changing my diaper..


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: AliceDee]
    #4514592 - 08/09/05 03:53 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

ahh, kids...

something in far far future for me!


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #4514607 - 08/09/05 03:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Does it not seem cruel to bring a child into this world in the times we are living in?


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4514611 - 08/09/05 03:59 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

We live in one of the best of all times. Wouldn't it be crueler to bring a child into a world where an infection would kill it, where it had good chances it wouldn't live to see 18, where it could be burned alive or tortured for nothing? Now is the freest, the cleanest, the most advanced time of all human history.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Ravus]
    #4514623 - 08/09/05 04:02 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know. I think we're all kidding ourselves thinking we can sustain our lifestyle indefinetly. There's going to be some serious chaos in the years to come and I'd rather not have a little one to look out for.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Veritas]
    #4514673 - 08/09/05 04:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have been thinking about children a lot lately.

Most children are 100% themselves. They live in their own little worlds, with their own agenda and imaginings. I guess adults call this 'purity to self' innocence.

The brightest time of my life was childhood. I'd like to allow another lifeform a chance at that brightness someday.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: Veritas]
    #4514730 - 08/09/05 04:38 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Veritas said:
4.  Experiencing the world for the first time, again.  :smile:




That's what it's about.  By the time you're grown up, there's very liitle that inspires awe like so many things did in childhood. 

I've got a 3 and a half month old son, and he is amazing.  Just the fact that my wife and I made a person still boggles my mind. 

It's a good thing you don't have to put them together by hand! 

Of coarse it's a huge responsibility, but once you reach a certain age you need something to do besides work and watch Seinfeld, you know?

Man, what I wouldn't give for 8 free hours to eat these doses I've been sitting on, though. 

Soon....soon...

I'm also interested to see where my trip goes having a little one in the world...


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: AliceDee]
    #4514731 - 08/09/05 04:39 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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i pissed on my dad's face once when he was changing my diaper..



I pissed on my mom's.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: bukkake]
    #4514738 - 08/09/05 04:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My boy pissed in his own eye.....

that'll teach him.


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Re: Reasons Why Having Children is Wonderful [Re: bukkake]
    #4514745 - 08/09/05 04:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

He was talking about childhood, Bukkake, not last night.


*rimshot*


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