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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Shit sucks balls sometimes
    #4512228 - 08/08/05 11:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah here is a list of things that suck balls

Going home from fun filled weekends
Girls that suck other guys balls
Girls that suck other balls while your away on fun filled weekends
Girls that dont suck your balls

life sucks balls sometimes!

all i can say is to all that sucks is ............................SUCK MY BALLS AND TOUNGE MY ARM PIT !!!!!!!!!


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512236 - 08/08/05 11:44 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

98% of the girls on this planet are porn stars in the making, and have no right trying to be in a relationship because the whore in their system gets the best of them


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4512250 - 08/08/05 11:47 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

99% of women should not be pornstars and should show respect for themselfs and the people that care for them


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512256 - 08/08/05 11:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

but they can't man. it's hard to find one u can trust.


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512261 - 08/08/05 11:48 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

99% of men are bitter and need to realise that women can do what they want. Women are humans not property.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4512269 - 08/08/05 11:50 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I dont wanna trust anyone. I dont tell you the truth. Thats sad to know and a sadder way to feel.


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Hanky]
    #4512277 - 08/08/05 11:51 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

You wouldn't be pissed if Grizz decided to fuck a Abo warrior king?


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Hanky]
    #4512282 - 08/08/05 11:52 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

there is no rational justification for cheating.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Hanky]
    #4512307 - 08/08/05 11:55 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I agree Hanky! Glad to see you back. Im still her friend. Just Shiek likes Ladies to be in his heirem not others. You can trust a women you can trust that rock that keeps you from falling off the cliff. But who really knows how long that rock will hold on for.

I got ill feelings, but thats my egos bruise.


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512343 - 08/09/05 12:01 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Just wish people could be happy with what they got.
I still got my balls and this fist of beans. Time to plant those beans.

Its time to bait my hook wiggle my worm and see what bites.


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512486 - 08/09/05 12:32 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Gonna see some good times
Gonna get to ring that bell
Gonna see some good times
Some times to make up for when I'm not feeling well
I must be due some great times
'Cause right now I feel like hell

Never trust a woman who wears her pants too tight
Never trust a woman who wears her pants too tight
She might love you tomorrow
But she'll be gone tomorrow night

Come tomorrow I get my pay and I'm gonna leave this town
Come tomorrow I get my pay and I'm gonna leave this [goddamn/motherfucking] town
'Cause she don't really love me
There ain't no reason to stick around

Gonna see some good times
Gonna get to ring that bell
Gonna see some good times
Some times to make up for when I'm not feeling well
Must be due some great times
'Cause right now I feel like hell

[ad lib]
But if they don't come
Well if they never come around
If they don't come to me
If they don't come to me tonight
If they don't come to me next week
If they don't come to me next year
What the hell


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Hanky]
    #4512577 - 08/09/05 12:57 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

hanky said:
99% of men are bitter and need to realise that women can do what they want. Women are humans not property.




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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512632 - 08/09/05 01:07 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:heart:

shit does suck sometime.. but it always comes back around


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Shroomism]
    #4512651 - 08/09/05 01:12 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

im not sweating it just needed to blow some steam. Well yes i am sweating its bloody humid! 
Hell i have been in the same shoes she has.  Maybe thats my karma playing games with me.

Its lame though i played the good guy all weekend met many wonderful people, i would have really enjoyed hooking up with to come home and find out i should have.  :mad2: :stoned: :rolleyes:


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512679 - 08/09/05 01:18 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

'played the good guy' - rofflez :grin:


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: MJF]
    #4512689 - 08/09/05 01:20 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Natural male human instinct to spread his seed as many times before he dies?

Relationships.. marriage.. talk to some priests and thank them for forcing us to put our emotions before our natural hormonal instincts; and then integrate it into society because of "sinning".


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Shroomism]
    #4512694 - 08/09/05 01:21 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Its all a movie man. Pick any actor you wanna be at any time and earn those emies.

I been playing the polite honest nice guy for so long its getting rather boreing. Im still gonna keep it real cuz im honestly naturally that polite quiet guy.

But the movie coming soon wont be rated G


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4512705 - 08/09/05 01:23 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

lol!!

I played the philosophical crazy guy for a while, then the demented mad scientist. next I will star in a leading healers role :grin:


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: Shroomism]
    #4663141 - 09/15/05 01:10 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Now That Is Some Ball Sucking Shit..........lol


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Re: Shit sucks balls sometimes [Re: MJF]
    #4663790 - 09/15/05 07:20 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MJF said:
there is no rational justification for cheating.




Theres actually plenty of rational justification for cheating, only not in your eyes.


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