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InvisibleLiquidkick
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Registered: 05/03/02
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Miss Teen USA
    #4511553 - 08/08/05 07:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

These girls are like 16-18 but they look like they can be 21.

WHAT DO THEY FEED GIRLS THESE DAYS!!! Must be some form of Miracle Grow for humans.

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OfflineHeinous_Anus
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Registered: 08/03/05
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511554 - 08/08/05 07:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Don't forget the duct tape they used to hold their breasts together.


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 9,458
Loc: British Columbia
Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511566 - 08/08/05 07:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

... Pics?

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InvisibleCaptainH13
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Heinous_Anus]
    #4511570 - 08/08/05 07:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

it's all the fucked up hormones nowadays,man...


damn horny ass kids,gettin  people in trouble...



:grin:


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Offlinecrystallize
Bud Lightspokesman

Registered: 06/12/05
Posts: 576
Loc: buckeye state
Last seen: 3 years, 9 months
Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511572 - 08/08/05 07:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Liquidkick said:
WHAT DO THEY FEED GIRLS THESE DAYS!!!




Eat,  :puke:, repeat.

Seriously though, they use alot of make-up, and some probably have had cosmetic surgery.


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InvisibleTheDude
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Registered: 04/15/03
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4511585 - 08/08/05 07:24 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HeavyToilet said:
... Pics?




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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: TheDude]
    #4511589 - 08/08/05 07:25 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TheDude said:
Quote:

HeavyToilet said:
... Pics?







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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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InvisibleLiquidkick
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4511593 - 08/08/05 07:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

its on NBC right now, no need for pics, turn on your tv and go to NBC...

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InvisibletrendalM
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511599 - 08/08/05 07:28 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You know all that Bovine Growth Hormone that they put in the cows? The stuff that makes the cows produce milk like crazy? It goes straight through the cow and into the milk. Then to the super market. Then into the mouths of some thirsty children. Who then develop (larger) breasts earlier and earlier...

But hey, don't worry! rBGH is approved by the FDA! :smile:


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InvisibleCaptainH13
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511607 - 08/08/05 07:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

uhhhhh,shit man....they all look the same...



i like some character,some originality in my girls...




those all look they were pressed out of some big machine...


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511608 - 08/08/05 07:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Liquidkick said:
These girls are like 16-18 but they look like they can be 21.

WHAT DO THEY FEED GIRLS THESE DAYS!!! Must be some form of Miracle Grow for humans.




I'm watching this as well right now. Damn....I know what you mean.

I feel like such a pedophile, but I would bang every single one of those girls and blow my load on their nubile faces.

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4511615 - 08/08/05 07:36 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:rotfl:

Who else is watching that blond haired fag sing and dance now?

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Offlinecrystallize
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Registered: 06/12/05
Posts: 576
Loc: buckeye state
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4511620 - 08/08/05 07:38 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

But hey, don't worry! rBGH is approved by the FDA!

No doubt. It's a shame. The FDA will approve anything that will make a buck. Unless of course, Bush tells them not to.


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OfflineTrainwreck
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Registered: 12/22/04
Posts: 3,563
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4511642 - 08/08/05 07:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

mattzdope said:
Quote:

TheDude said:
Quote:

HeavyToilet said:
... Pics?









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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: crystallize]
    #4511647 - 08/08/05 07:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I want to go statutory on the California girl.

Edit:

...and the Illinois girl too. Damn!!

Edited by RandalFlagg (08/08/05 07:46 PM)

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InvisibleLiquidkick
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4511664 - 08/08/05 07:48 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

dude that cali chick is fucking hot. I also agree i would bang the fuck out of each and everyone of them.

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InvisibleCaptainH13
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511667 - 08/08/05 07:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

eh...they all look the same to me...


but i'd still bang them all,haha...


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Invisiblemskip23
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Loc: Philly
Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511672 - 08/08/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

My girlfriends cousin was in it last year Ms Delaware


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511675 - 08/08/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Did you see Kansas girl's tits?  Holy shit!

I want to splooge in the Oklahoma girl and make her have my babies.

:crazy2:

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InvisibleLiquidkick
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Re: Miss Teen USA [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4511684 - 08/08/05 07:53 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

i don't even remember any of the states names... i just am so fucking amazed!!!!!

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