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OfflineLearyfan
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There's pot growing all along the river!
    #4506946 - 08/07/05 02:54 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I overheard a conversation by two ladies at my work this morning. One of the ladies is concerned that there are pot plants growing all along the river on her property (oh no!). She's not quite sure if it is pot or not, but she's very concerned about it. Her husband doesn't know either. He's been driving around with a plant in a bucket for whenever he gets a chance to go over to his mother's(?) house, so that she can help identify the plant. She was also talking about calling the police to get the plants tested. Little does she know that they could and would very well bust her and her husband for cultivation just to be dicks.

Isn't life strange? All over the world, you have people going through great pains to make home grown weed. These people who not only don't want it, but don't even know what it looks like for sure, probably have ounces of dank sprouting up on their property. Right now my tongue is bleeding. The entire time she was talking about this situation I wanted to scream GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4506950 - 08/07/05 02:55 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Follow that woman home man.


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4506953 - 08/07/05 02:56 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I like the picture you put with it  :rofl2:!!


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Kamek]
    #4506957 - 08/07/05 02:58 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

there was a picture on OG with a plant that had a stalk the size of a peach tree. It took a chainsaw to cut it down.. I wish I could find the pic.


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4506960 - 08/07/05 02:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

No shit.  If I knew where she lived, I would seriously consider helping her with her problem after dark one night.  Fucking unbelievable.  From the way she describes it, I know she has ounces.

:nonono:





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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4506969 - 08/07/05 03:01 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

why don't you just tell her you can identify them


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4506972 - 08/07/05 03:03 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Does the nature of your work give you any reason to have her personal information on file?  :whoah:


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4506991 - 08/07/05 03:13 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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zSDMF said:
why don't you just tell her you can identify them




The Learyfan at my job would never think of such a thing.  :shocked:  He wouldn't know what it looked like either!



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drgonz said:
Does the nature of your work give you any reason to have her personal information on file?  :whoah:




Ahh, good point.  I just looked and I do, in fact, have her address right here.  It's also just down the road a little ways from where I live.  But.........trespassing on the property of someone who I work with and who can identify me in the middle of the night is pretty shady and dangerous.  But oh, this is really tempting!  :shocked:





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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4506998 - 08/07/05 03:17 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

there's more than one way to skin a cat :wink:


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4507014 - 08/07/05 03:26 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I would do it. Just jump a fence... Make sure there aren't any dogs there or with the neighbours...


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Kamek]
    #4507018 - 08/07/05 03:27 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

dress in ALL black, and army crawl in with black trashbags to put it in to. Night vision would be optimal.


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4507024 - 08/07/05 03:28 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Heh, I guess. Man, I wish you hadn't given me that address idea. I'm so tempted to relieve her property of this demon weed. You're gong to get me busted drgonz!





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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4507025 - 08/07/05 03:28 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Bring a friend to keep watch...

edit: There is no harm in walking by and checking out the possibilities...


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Edited by Paderas (08/07/05 03:30 PM)


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4507033 - 08/07/05 03:31 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

do u have a dog? what's wrong with a harmless "hike"?

just scope everything out on the first run. always have an alibi.


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4507039 - 08/07/05 03:33 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Go to her house and take care of it for her...


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4507046 - 08/07/05 03:34 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Learyfan said:
But.........trespassing on the property of someone who I work with and who can identify me in the middle of the night is pretty shady and dangerous.




That's what ski masks are for.


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4507048 - 08/07/05 03:35 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

If it's by a river chances are there is a decent sized garden or something...

edit: Make sure there is someone waiting for you with a getaway-car :P...


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4507066 - 08/07/05 03:38 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

one thing to strongly keep in mind is whether or not the oldbag has contacted authorities yet? If she has there could be surveillance on the plot. Be careful bro.


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4507107 - 08/07/05 03:50 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Go for it man. Dress dark, scout it out with a walk by, go in there with some black construction grade trash bags, a flashlight with a red lens, and two pairs of sharp garden scissors. If she really has this much pot (And we still aren't sure it's pot, unless you've identified it. It could be something else in which case you'd look like a total ass) you'll be doing a lot of a resiny snip-snip work. Two pairs is a must. Gloves are good too so the rocks and briars don't scrape ya too much. I'd personally fill up 2-3 trashbags, stash them somewhere, and scout out my exit. If it's clear, double back, grab the stash and run home, or to your getaway vehicle! It's somewhat risky to try this, but I think that cops would immediately destroy a stash if they found it and were alerted to it.


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Re: There's pot growing all along the river! [Re: Learyfan]
    #4507112 - 08/07/05 03:52 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

It's probably getting near the end of summer there, you should have some buds on the plants, although not fully developed.

I just noticed that our locations are the same. Since you are so close, feel free to split that danky McDankle with me.


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