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Invisibledblaney
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Dating tips??
    #4500105 - 08/05/05 03:23 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

So yeah, I've never been on a date with anyone before, and a little earlier a girl and I decided to get dinner and a movie (war of the worlds, how romantic, eh?) tomorrow.

My god I'm totally clueless and nervous as hell.

UH...help please!


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just be yourself [Re: dblaney]
    #4500112 - 08/05/05 03:24 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

touch her boobs.


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Re: Dating tips?? [Re: dblaney]
    #4500116 - 08/05/05 03:25 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Be a gentleman..
ask her questions about herself...
pretend to be interested..
tell her how much you guys have in common..
then later on take her home and bang her :evil:


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Re: Dating tips?? [Re: dblaney]
    #4500119 - 08/05/05 03:25 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Eye contact, cofidence, a sense of humor, what's the worst that could happen? Have fun! Learn to enjoy yourself and she'll follow suit. Noptice that she's enjoying herself and you'll follow suit. It's fun, man. Fun!


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Re: just be yourself [Re: MeatSpace]
    #4500126 - 08/05/05 03:26 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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touch her boobs.




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Re: just be yourself [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4500130 - 08/05/05 03:27 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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touch her boobs.







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sometimes you gotta read between the lines [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4500131 - 08/05/05 03:28 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: just be yourself [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4500134 - 08/05/05 03:28 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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touch her boobs.







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Re: Dating tips?? [Re: dblaney]
    #4500143 - 08/05/05 03:29 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

And if "being yourself" means being anything but yourself, exploit that to the nth power, go crazy, be awkward, dazzle her with wierdness... then she'll want to come back for more.

I haven't had a date in two years...


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Re: just be yourself [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4500147 - 08/05/05 03:30 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

She's just a human being. Soooooo........



























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Re: Dating tips?? [Re: dblaney]
    #4500152 - 08/05/05 03:31 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Take this time to assess who you are as an individual, and be that during the time you spend with her. What do you think you're clueless about? Have you never eaten dinner or watched a movie before?

It's very important that you be yourself, and have confidence. If she doesn't appreciate it, to hell with her, there are plenty of other females.

It pesters the hell out of me when guys get walked all over by girls because they think girls are always innocent and sweet as pie.


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hahaha, it worked [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4500158 - 08/05/05 03:32 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: just be yourself [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4500161 - 08/05/05 03:32 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Act confident, eye contact is good. Talk about her, a girls favorite subject is themselves. Don't be afraid to do some touching, i wouldnt go straight to the boobs, but check out jewlery on her hand and touch her shoulder and stuff.

stick it in her butt dude.


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Re: hahaha, it worked [Re: MeatSpace]
    #4500166 - 08/05/05 03:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

!@#


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and you're still clueless [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4500169 - 08/05/05 03:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

haha!


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Re: just be yourself [Re: Alobar]
    #4500174 - 08/05/05 03:34 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

tell her how much you guys have in common..
then later on take her home and bang her


:lol:


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Re: Dating tips?? [Re: dblaney]
    #4500181 - 08/05/05 03:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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dblaney18 said:
So yeah, I've never been on a date with anyone before, and a little earlier a girl and I decided to get dinner and a movie (war of the worlds, how romantic, eh?) tomorrow.

My god I'm totally clueless and nervous as hell.

UH...help please!




But , seriously, don't bring any negativity. That's about all.

Just be yourself, if you put up a front, she'll see it.
The only thing that really brings a date down is negativity.


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Re: just be yourself [Re: dblaney]
    #4500184 - 08/05/05 03:37 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quit flirting with me meatso! :wink:

Seriously though, don't touch her unless she touches you first, that's just creepy.


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Re: Dating tips?? [Re: MeatSpace]
    #4500187 - 08/05/05 03:37 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Unless you're Harvey Pekar


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you're soooo clueless. hahaha [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4500193 - 08/05/05 03:38 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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