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OfflineFreshCaps
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I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today...
    #4493051 - 08/04/05 01:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What the fuck am I gonna do?

Edit - I just found out my mom doesn't smoke crack and it was a small glass dildo... 

:grin:


Edited by FreshCaps (08/04/05 01:48 AM)


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4493057 - 08/04/05 01:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

prepare for the beat down


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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4493058 - 08/04/05 01:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Call rehab?


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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4493067 - 08/04/05 01:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

tell her you did it because crack is bad for her.


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OfflineTrainwreck
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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4493073 - 08/04/05 01:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Tell her you sold it for some crack.

She'll understand.


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OfflineFreshCaps
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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: dressel11]
    #4493081 - 08/04/05 01:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I bought some crack cocaine earlier, and I was trying to figure out how to use is and dropped it...

So I ended up smoking my crack out of a doorknob...

:frown: :frown: :frown:


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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4493090 - 08/04/05 01:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I used to wrap meth in a piece of toilet paper and swallow it.


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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4493683 - 08/04/05 03:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just use some foil next time freshcaps.. jesus, roll a straw with foil and freebase it.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4493692 - 08/04/05 03:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So...you were really trying to smoke crack out of your mom's dildo?!
That's just wrong.


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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4493697 - 08/04/05 03:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ummm.....I certainly hope you washed it before you used it.


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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4493870 - 08/04/05 05:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this is hilarious :rofl2: :yourock:

hey look, a dancing crack pipe! :penis:


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Re: I broke my mom's crackpipe earlier today... [Re: ChRoNiCk420]
    #4494055 - 08/04/05 09:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rotfl:

I nominate this post for the best post of the day!


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