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love at the gym
    #4478321 - 07/31/05 09:22 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

went to the gym last night, well, this mronin cause i couldnt sleep. and when i got there the typical night guys had already gone, and the person there was this unbelievably cute chick with amazing eyes. gave me a wierd smoky feeling in my chest. im gonna have to start gettin up early to the gym. or do more overnigthers. but i have no idea what to say to her!  :confused:
anyone got any good ideas? please?
i could asker to come to a party with me, but lately there havent been any parties... so that would go terribly wrong, lol.

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Re: love at the gym [Re: eligal]
    #4478353 - 07/31/05 09:33 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

small talk at first.
be friendly and confident.
and non-creepy.
dont be like all the other dudes
that try to pick her up - stand out
but dont seem like you're about to
jizz in your gym shorts when you talk to her.

tell her some good shit about youself
be brief and to the point.
sound happy and light
dont go off about your ex or political shit
or the latest nerd videogame.
then ask her questions about herself
and seem sincerely interested - make her
seem like she's the most fascinating person
(without flattery, of course - just seem interested).
people have egos.

ask about her profession, what she does in her free time...
get her to talk about herself.

after a few casual encouters like this
ask her if she wants to go get a beer.
nothing fancy - make it fun.
if she says no, brush it off
and continue to be friendly - try later once or twice.
if she continues to say no in the future, end that shit.
if she says yes, proceed in the dating.

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