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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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I got an inversion table! (pic included)
    #4471419 - 07/29/05 10:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Goodbye Munchkinland, Tallsville here I come.



Kiss my inverted ass!


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4471506 - 07/29/05 10:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so how fast will you grow with one of those things?


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: In(di)go]
    #4471516 - 07/29/05 11:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Those things are good for keg stands and tripping taking a huge N20 hit then flipping upside down.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4471519 - 07/29/05 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

whos gonna bring one of those to a keg party?


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: In(di)go]
    #4471523 - 07/29/05 11:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

In(di)go said:
so how fast will you grow with one of those things?




Goobler grew 2 inches in four months using the exact same table. I saw a guy on the internet who grew 2 inches in 2 months by holding weights while he hung inverted.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: AliceDee]
    #4471536 - 07/29/05 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You dont bring it to the keg party. It's when you have one at your house lol.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4471545 - 07/29/05 11:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My 65-70 year old grand mother uses one of those to prevent against shrinking she's been using one for decades and I think she has definately gotten many positive results.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4471555 - 07/29/05 11:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

haha that's fucking weird man.

so, what do you do? just lay in it for a couple hours?

I gotta hear about this.
if it works, I wouldnt mind getting a bit taller.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
    #4471570 - 07/29/05 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Not for a couple hours for like 30-45 mins but slowly working your way up from like 10 mins. It mostly helps with back problems. Back aches and such. I don't know if it can really make you taller. It works by decompressing your spine. All your vertebrate seperate as a result of bieng hung upside down.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4471579 - 07/29/05 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

interesting.

I suffered from lower back trouble for years (sometimes the pain was so intense I couldnt bend over or sleep well).

I started doing yoga and the pain went away within 2 weeks of regular yoga classes (5x a week). I guess it works the same way - just stretching out or decompressing your spine.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4471594 - 07/29/05 11:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Goodbye Munchkinland, Tallsville here I come.

Kiss my inverted ass!




too bad it wont shrink your massive nose

:lol:


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
    #4471650 - 07/29/05 11:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I just read that astronauts tend to be 3 inches or so taller from the lack of gravity pulling their spine down - but when they come back to Earth, they "shrink."

Hmmm - I'm going to read more about inversion tables - might be good for my lower back.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
    #4471665 - 07/29/05 11:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It relieved my lower back problems from bad posture and working and such. Thats not very scientific but its a testemonial.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
    #4471768 - 07/30/05 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

During the day the spine compresses about 1/4" from walking and standing and stuff.. and it extends back out when you sleep


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Shroomism]
    #4471775 - 07/30/05 12:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i bet you could have some wild sex in that....


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Shroomism]
    #4471776 - 07/30/05 12:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So what happens when you go on a meth binge and stay up for four days?


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4471832 - 07/30/05 12:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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too bad it wont shrink your massive nose

:lol:




That's what the plastic surgeon's scalpel is for.

You bitter piece of shit.  :smirk:


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4471845 - 07/30/05 12:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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So what happens when you go on a meth binge and stay up for four days?




You shrink into a midget and start smoking crack and worshipping satan


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4471847 - 07/30/05 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

seriously, though. you look fine without a nosejob.

get over yourself, pretty boy.


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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4471850 - 07/30/05 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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So what happens when you go on a meth binge and stay up for four days?




I was about to ask the exact same thing.


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