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OfflineBaby_Hitler
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Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application?
    #4462066 - 07/28/05 12:22 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Or does it have to be pen?


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4462070 - 07/28/05 12:23 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I usually use a crayon...


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4462071 - 07/28/05 12:23 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Only if you're all out of crayons.


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4462072 - 07/28/05 12:24 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

HA


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4462074 - 07/28/05 12:24 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Dried Fecal Matter


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4462081 - 07/28/05 12:26 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

normally black pen.

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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4462086 - 07/28/05 12:26 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I've used pencil.

When I was SIXTEEN applying at PIZZA HUT.

Use a pen, fool :wink:


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4462094 - 07/28/05 12:29 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Job Application?

Whats that?


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4462098 - 07/28/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

dampen the tips of some of those pixie sticks you've got  :wink:

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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Noetical]
    #4462099 - 07/28/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Crinkle up the application beforehand, and then whip it out of your pocket in a little ball then uncrinkle it in front of the interviewer and hand it to him...

...tell him you're still working on "the references part", but that you should meet a few people that will vouch for you by the end of the week...

Then start picking your nose and ask him if there's company parties with beer.


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4462110 - 07/28/05 12:33 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That was fuckin gold!

One of my buddies who would go on unemployment in the winter (worked construction) would spell his own name wrong on applications that he had to send out to show he was looking for a job.


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4462113 - 07/28/05 12:34 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Use a black pen. I like pentel RSVP fine pens. I nab them from work.


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: baraka]
    #4462130 - 07/28/05 12:37 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I think every pen I have I stole from work.

Pencils too.

And my pencil sharpener, I stole that. It's electric :smirk:


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4462176 - 07/28/05 12:46 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Hehe, I bet pencils and pens are by far the most stolen item in history.

Just go to the employer, ask for two copies, fill one out in pencil then the other in pen. Thats what I did. Even for fast food. Practice


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Noetical]
    #4462197 - 07/28/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha

Name: Yes
Address: Not yet, that's why I'm getting a job!!
Social security number: 1-800-socialsecurity How the fuck should I know? Try 411, DUH!!
Birthdate: Not 'till next year, this year's one already went on by.

Daytime phone: payphone on the corner, the one at 7-11
Evening phone: hahaha you won't find me at night.

Education: SURE!!

Work experience: Nevermind, I'm starting over.

Interests: Ditching cab drivers, driving my neighbors crazy with loud music, calling in sick when there's something going on.

Goals: Cable T.V. and steady pussy!!!

Criminal background: Next question please.

Expected rate of pay: Ummmm, gimme like... 500 bucks a day

Date you can start work, if hired: I'll call you when I'm ready

Special skills: I can download you free music

and of course:

Will you take a urine test to determine the presence of illegal drugs?:

If you've got illegal drugs, I'll piss on your wife if you want me to.


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4462217 - 07/28/05 12:54 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:

"Expected rate of pay: Ummmm, gimme like... 500 bucks a day"

That one actually made me laugh out loud.


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4462221 - 07/28/05 12:55 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Goals: Cable T.V. and steady pussy!!!


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4462252 - 07/28/05 01:00 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Is it ok if I use half a bottle of white-out on it?


Should I ask for a handfull of "practice applications"?


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Noetical]
    #4462256 - 07/28/05 01:00 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I'm gonna do one of those for real, just put it on the counter and walk out.


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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4462275 - 07/28/05 01:03 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Lots and lots of white-out = key

Use gobs and gobs of white-out in the criminal history section.

Buy an old typewriter at a thrift store and use that.

Misspell often, leave those un-corrected.


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