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Hey Rube
    #4461403 - 07/27/05 09:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Has anyone read these articles? It makes me laugh so much, he was a fucking genius.

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Far across the deserted lobby, dressed in a cheap black suit, and orange running shoes, I saw Sean Penn slumped on a leather bench and weeping dumbly and pounding his fists against a wall of orchids. I bit my tongue and tried to ignore him, but he cried out when he saw me, and I had no choice, so I paused. "I don't think I can do it, Doc," he sobbed. "I am going all to pieces. I am weak and I'm afraid. Please help me"

I had never seen him like this, and I knew I couldn't help him. Quitting now would be humiliating. We had shot off our mouths and now we were going to pay for it. "Get a grip on yourself," I said sharply "people are watching us!" Then I handed him my green bottle of gin.

He grasped it eagerly and put it to his lips, swallowing deeply and rolling his eyes -- then he dropped it on the floor, where it bounced and skittered away.

"You fool!" I shouted. "You stupid little Bastard! We can't get any more of that stuff until Noon!"




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Re: Hey Rube [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4461641 - 07/27/05 10:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That is fucking hilarious.

Is that the title of his last book with the collection of short stories and letters?


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Re: Hey Rube [Re: Noetical]
    #4461666 - 07/27/05 10:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Hey Rube [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4461668 - 07/27/05 10:44 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

You can read them all online, they're fucking awesome.


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Re: Hey Rube [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4461680 - 07/27/05 10:47 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Thats kick ass I used to every read him every now on then on page 2 but it has been vanished from my mind for like 6 months that he ever wrote there.

I totally forgot it was named Hey Rube too.

Thanks Hella I owe you one green bottled Gin I


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Re: Hey Rube [Re: Noetical]
    #4461683 - 07/27/05 10:48 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I like how he called sean penn a stupid little bastard.


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Re: Hey Rube [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4461697 - 07/27/05 10:54 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Penn seems to be in alot of the articles


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Re: Hey Rube [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4461853 - 07/27/05 11:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yea.. ive read them... i was actually checking them out when he was alive and writing them for espn still... theyre funny as hell


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Re: Hey Rube [Re: Infrared]
    #4461944 - 07/27/05 11:54 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I read his column there regularly. thats how I found out he was dead, 'cause I went to check and see if the column for that week was up, and there was a link to the article.

it said "Thompson Shoots Self" I laughed, figured he got wasted and blew a hole in his foot or something. Then I found out what actually happened....


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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