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Invisiblespud
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Psychokinesis
    #4461165 - 07/27/05 08:21 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I have the ability of psychokinesis, that is to say I have the psi ability to influence the behavior of matter by mental intention. I have done so in the privacy of my home (I don't want strangers to see out of fear the government might find out and kidnap me) and in front of a select people who I cannot name out of privacy again.

I am aware a man named James Randi is offering 1 million dollars for anyone who can provide conclusive proof of what I am claiming I can do, but I choose not to accept this offer because the training I went through in order to achieve this state of consciousness has eliminated me from the temptations of material greed and monetary pleasures. I do not need his money for anything, I have been able to use the intelligence and enlightenment I have received from my training to make enough money to live comfortably. I would post pictures of my claimed abilities, but I cannot afford a camera, let alone a camcorder.

I can, however, illustrate a MSPAINT picture of how it would look.

Also, James Randi is part of the Illuminati and reptilian agenda.

If you doubt me, you are ignorant unless you can prove that I can't do what I can do, which you can't prove because I can do it. I do not have to prove myself, instead you have to disprove me.

I would love to stay and chat and spread my infinite wisdom, but I am about to miss my favorite TV show.

Good bye.


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4461177 - 07/27/05 08:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i am using psychokinesis when my mind makes my fingers type on the keyboard or my ass shit shit or my mouth talk (out of my other ass)
now to me that really is magic  :grin:


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Invisiblespud
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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: crunchytoast]
    #4461180 - 07/27/05 08:26 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

My psychokinesis is stronger because I have received the Taoist seal by Taoist priests at a Taoist temple.


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4461643 - 07/27/05 10:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

ok, you show the guy, and since you dont need the money, give it to me!

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My psychokinesis is stronger because I have received the Taoist seal by Taoist priests at a Taoist temple.




wat? :rasta:


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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: eligal]
    #4461653 - 07/27/05 10:39 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

"My psychokinesis is stronger because I have received the Taoist seal by Taoist priests at a Taoist temple."

Are you a Master of Heaven?


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Invisiblespud
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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4461720 - 07/27/05 11:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Yes. And Earth.


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4461738 - 07/27/05 11:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4462608 - 07/28/05 02:21 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

spud said:
I have the ability of psychokinesis, that is to say I have the psi ability to influence the behavior of matter by mental intention. I have done so in the privacy of my home (I don't want strangers to see out of fear the government might find out and kidnap me) and in front of a select people who I cannot name out of privacy again.

I am aware a man named James Randi is offering 1 million dollars for anyone who can provide conclusive proof of what I am claiming I can do, but I choose not to accept this offer because the training I went through in order to achieve this state of consciousness has eliminated me from the temptations of material greed and monetary pleasures. I do not need his money for anything, I have been able to use the intelligence and enlightenment I have received from my training to make enough money to live comfortably. I would post pictures of my claimed abilities, but I cannot afford a camera, let alone a camcorder.

I can, however, illustrate a MSPAINT picture of how it would look.

Also, James Randi is part of the Illuminati and reptilian agenda.

If you doubt me, you are ignorant unless you can prove that I can't do what I can do, which you can't prove because I can do it. I do not have to prove myself, instead you have to disprove me.

I would love to stay and chat and spread my infinite wisdom, but I am about to miss my favorite TV show.

Good bye.




Ive also done TK. Have you tried remote viewing?


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Invisiblespud
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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4462794 - 07/28/05 02:53 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Of course I have. I have done 9th degree remote viewing.

I can view anywhere in the world at any time.

I once did remote viewing while in the middle of a coma.


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4462927 - 07/28/05 03:14 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

spud said:
I once did remote viewing while in the middle of a coma.




I once paused while in the middle of viewing a remote comma....    :grin:


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4463113 - 07/28/05 03:58 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

spud said:
Of course I have. I have done 9th degree remote viewing.

I can view anywhere in the world at any time.

I once did remote viewing while in the middle of a coma.




When and why did you have a coma?


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4463502 - 07/28/05 07:26 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

I have the ability of psychokinesis, that is to say I have the psi ability to influence the behavior of matter by mental intention. I have done so in the privacy of my home (I don't want strangers to see out of fear the government might find out and kidnap me) and in front of a select people who I cannot name out of privacy again.




You live in fear of being discovered, yet you post to the world on a public forum for all to see...

Quote:

If you doubt me, you are ignorant unless you can prove that I can't do what I can do, which you can't prove because I can do it. I do not have to prove myself, instead you have to disprove me.




Uh, ok... Unless you can prove to me that I am ignorant, then I am not ignorant, and since I am not ignorant, you cannot prove to me that I am ignorant and since I am not ignorant and I don't believe you, then you are ignorant unless you can prove to me that I am not ignorant of your ignorance which you can't disprove, so there!

Quote:

I would love to stay and chat and spread my infinite wisdom, but I am about to miss my favorite TV show.




Pretty much sums up this post... don't let your ego kick your rear on the way out the door.  :grin:

Quote:

Of course I have. I have done 9th degree remote viewing.




Ah cool.. convince me that I am wrong and that you are correct... no money or camcorder needed.  I have three dark blue coffie mugs sitting on my desk with golden print on them.  All three are the same.  What does the print say.  If you get it correct, I will take back every lame thought I had about you.  :smile:


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4463604 - 07/28/05 08:31 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hah, what pitiful powers. i can fly. i can also shoot powerful lasers out of my eyes. i can conjure objects out of nothing, walk through walls, and do all that funky matrix kung-fu shit without breaking a sweat. however, i refuse to show anyone else my powers, except a few close friends who i won't name. if you doubt me, you are ignorant because you cannot disprove what i am saying.


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Invisiblespud
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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: Seuss]
    #4463974 - 07/28/05 11:50 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I am having troubling viewing your area. There is a bird blocking my vision. Also, your doubt clouds my thoughts.


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Offlinealsey
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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4463987 - 07/28/05 11:52 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

actually it was me. i was blocking your mind so you couldn't see the print on the mugs.


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"Gently return to the simple physical sensation of the breath. Then do it again, and again, and again. Somewhere in this process, you will come face-to-face with the sudden and shocking realization that you are completely crazy. Your mind is a shrieking, gibbering madhouse on wheels." - ven. henepola gunaratana


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Invisiblespud
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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: alsey]
    #4464003 - 07/28/05 11:55 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That means you having either level 9 or above remote viewing powers.

I am impressed. Are you also a self proclaimed ego-less Taoist master?


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: alsey]
    #4464024 - 07/28/05 12:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

alsey said:
hah, what pitiful powers. i can fly. i can also shoot powerful lasers out of my eyes. i can conjure objects out of nothing, walk through walls, and do all that funky matrix kung-fu shit without breaking a sweat. however, i refuse to show anyone else my powers, except a few close friends who i won't name. if you doubt me, you are ignorant because you cannot disprove what i am saying.




I can do those things too! Just ask my cat....  :tongue:


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4464054 - 07/28/05 12:10 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I can never get over the fact that there is so much talent here at the Shroomery. I am thrilled to be a small part of the world of Super heros! :hairmetal: :starwars:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: Icelander]
    #4464072 - 07/28/05 12:16 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Icelander said:
I can never get over the fact that there is so much talent here at the Shroomery. I am thrilled to be a small part of the world of Super heros! :hairmetal: :starwars:




You'll also meet a lot of Martial Arts masters here! In fact, some of them know every Martial Art known to humanity!  :shocked:


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Re: Psychokinesis [Re: spud]
    #4464091 - 07/28/05 12:20 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

spud said:
That means you having either level 9 or above remote viewing powers.

I am impressed. Are you also a self proclaimed ego-less Taoist master?




no, i'm an alien from krypton.


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