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Luke
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Telekinesis
#4459942 - 07/27/05 12:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Can you move objects with the power of will? I can. Do you do TK or know anyone who has?
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4459951 - 07/27/05 12:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had to learn telekinesis because I sit on my ass all day.
It's pretty convenient.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4459953 - 07/27/05 12:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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What have you moved?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Annom
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4459987 - 07/27/05 12:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Luke said: Can you move objects with the power of will? I can. Do you do TK or know anyone who has?
Yes I can, watch this movie I made: http://www.annom.com/video/tkme.avi
See how easy it is to fake this kind of shit? Telekinesis is bullshit.
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Phluck
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4459999 - 07/27/05 12:30 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh! You're in luck then. There's a guy who will pay you a million dollars if you're able to prove that you have those abilities in a controlled environment.
Just a warning though, you have to really be able to prove it. If it turns out that there's actually a rational explanation that fits well within the laws of physics as we understand them, or that there's some kind of fancy trickery, he's not going to pay you. Many have tried, but nobody has been able to get the money yet.
Here's the link: http://www.randi.org/research/challenge.html
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Annom
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
#4460003 - 07/27/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Telekinesis doesn't work if scientists are around, you should have known that Phluck!
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Phluck
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Annom]
#4460037 - 07/27/05 12:40 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, it only works when nobody's looking, and when its not being used for anything useful.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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dblaney
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
#4460044 - 07/27/05 12:42 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, it only works when nobody's looking, and when its not being used for anything useful.
This is very true. I can turn invisible at will, but only when no one's looking...go figure!
-------------------- "What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?" "Belief is a beautiful armor But makes for the heaviest sword" - John Mayer Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin. "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
#4460047 - 07/27/05 12:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have you ever seen Mystery Men? There's a guy that can turn invisible but only if no one's looking.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Phluck
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I do recall that.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4460118 - 07/27/05 01:06 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Luke said: Can you move objects with the power of will?
yes, I willed my coffee cup to come to my lips and behold, it did, it was like my hand reached out and grabbed it and lifted the cup.
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WeAreAllOne
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That's the caffeine talking!
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Prisoner#1
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strange, I thought it was the mushrooms but you may be right
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Luke
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
#4460224 - 07/27/05 01:39 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well I have done many TK events on buddha statue, pipe, lighter, feathers, plants and my body. I noticed mushrooms and weed are TK hibitors. Also datura.
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TYL3R
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4460244 - 07/27/05 01:42 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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i can move my dick with my mind.
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Le_Canard
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: TYL3R]
#4460265 - 07/27/05 01:47 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can flex my buttocks at microwave frequencies and cook stuff!
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Learyfan
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4460274 - 07/27/05 01:48 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Luke said: Well I have done many TK events on buddha statue, pipe, lighter, feathers, plants and my body. I noticed mushrooms and weed are TK hibitors. Also datura.
Do it for Randi and you're a rich man. What are you waiting for?
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shroomanic
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Le_Canard]
#4460387 - 07/27/05 02:24 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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ToiletDuk said: I can flex my buttocks at microwave frequencies and cook stuff!
that would be a nice feature for God to build into the human body
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filthysock
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
#4460539 - 07/27/05 03:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Can you seriously. I honestly believe in this stuff... but I need some training? Is there any way you could guide me, give me tips, training programs...?
PM me if you want... these ignorant fools are low lives and will just laugh at us.
-------------------- Magic mushrooms are not addictive, the shroomery is!
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notapillow
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wow! i never thought i would see filthysock again how goes it u punk
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