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OfflineLuke
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Telekinesis
    #4459942 - 07/27/05 02:15 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Can you move objects with the power of will? I can. Do you do TK or know anyone who has?


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OfflineWeAreAllOne
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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4459951 - 07/27/05 02:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I had to learn telekinesis because I sit on my ass all day.

It's pretty convenient.


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4459953 - 07/27/05 02:18 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

What have you moved?


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4459987 - 07/27/05 02:26 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Luke said:
Can you move objects with the power of will? I can. Do you do TK or know anyone who has?




Yes I can, watch this movie I made: http://www.annom.com/video/tkme.avi







See how easy it is to fake this kind of shit? Telekinesis is bullshit.


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4459999 - 07/27/05 02:30 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Oh! You're in luck then. There's a guy who will pay you a million dollars if you're able to prove that you have those abilities in a controlled environment.

Just a warning though, you have to really be able to prove it. If it turns out that there's actually a rational explanation that fits well within the laws of physics as we understand them, or that there's some kind of fancy trickery, he's not going to pay you. Many have tried, but nobody has been able to get the money yet.

Here's the link:
http://www.randi.org/research/challenge.html


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
    #4460003 - 07/27/05 02:33 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Telekinesis doesn't work if scientists are around, you should have known that Phluck!


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Annom]
    #4460037 - 07/27/05 02:40 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah, it only works when nobody's looking, and when its not being used for anything useful.


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
    #4460044 - 07/27/05 02:42 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah, it only works when nobody's looking, and when its not being used for anything useful.

This is very true. I can turn invisible at will, but only when no one's looking...go figure!


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
    #4460047 - 07/27/05 02:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Have you ever seen Mystery Men? There's a guy that can turn invisible but only if no one's looking. :lol:


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4460064 - 07/27/05 02:46 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I do recall that.


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4460118 - 07/27/05 03:06 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Luke said:
Can you move objects with the power of will?




yes, I willed my coffee cup to come to my lips and behold, it did, it was like my
hand reached out and grabbed it and lifted the cup.


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4460124 - 07/27/05 03:09 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That's the caffeine talking!


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4460148 - 07/27/05 03:19 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

strange, I thought it was the mushrooms but you may be right


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Phluck]
    #4460224 - 07/27/05 03:39 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Well I have done many TK events on buddha statue, pipe, lighter, feathers, plants and my body. I noticed mushrooms and weed are TK hibitors. Also datura.


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4460244 - 07/27/05 03:42 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i can move my dick with my mind.


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: TYL3R]
    #4460265 - 07/27/05 03:47 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I can flex my buttocks at microwave frequencies and cook stuff! :laugh:


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4460274 - 07/27/05 03:48 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Luke said:
Well I have done many TK events on buddha statue, pipe, lighter, feathers, plants and my body. I noticed mushrooms and weed are TK hibitors. Also datura.




Do it for Randi and you're a rich man. What are you waiting for?







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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4460387 - 07/27/05 04:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
I can flex my buttocks at microwave frequencies and cook stuff! :laugh:




:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

that would be a nice feature for God to build into the human body :laugh:


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: Luke]
    #4460539 - 07/27/05 05:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Can you seriously.  I honestly believe in this stuff... but I need some training?  Is there any way you could guide me, give me tips, training programs...?

PM me if you want... these ignorant fools are low lives and will just laugh at us. :wink:


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Re: Telekinesis [Re: filthysock]
    #4460640 - 07/27/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

wow!
i never thought i would see filthysock again
how goes it u punk :smile:


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