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automan
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thank you, adrug
#4440434 - 07/22/05 10:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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for this funny ass link: http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20057151.asp
If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.*
-------------------- No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr
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Jim
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: automan]
#4440505 - 07/22/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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response.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Jim
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Jim]
#4440511 - 07/22/05 10:25 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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but seriously, Im glad they started swearing at the end. It was pretty slow in the bbegining.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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TheCow
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Jim]
#4440518 - 07/22/05 10:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
GratefulJim said: response.
I concur.
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adrug
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Jim]
#4440603 - 07/22/05 10:46 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh come on, you guys just aren't educated or drunk enough to appreciate the humor behind that dialogue. j/k
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Jim
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: adrug]
#4440608 - 07/22/05 10:48 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe if someone read it to me, and used different voices for each character-possibly being creative with accents too, I would be more interested.
Ill smoke another one and give it an honest read. I promise Adrug.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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lowdominion
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: adrug]
#4440611 - 07/22/05 10:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stalin begging for nukes was good for a laugh
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Tangerines
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I liked it
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FeveredEgo
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Tangerines]
#4440794 - 07/22/05 11:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
That made me laugh. Funny post
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Redstorm
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: automan]
#4440837 - 07/22/05 11:54 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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That was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life.
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lowdominion
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Redstorm]
#4440841 - 07/22/05 11:55 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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reminds me of playing Axis and Allies
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ZippoZ
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i liked it, fucking funny once i figured out who everyone was
-------------------- PEACE zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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coda
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: ZippoZ]
#4441420 - 07/23/05 02:24 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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america hax! that shit had me rollin' Good post
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten) Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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Todcasil
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: coda]
#4441673 - 07/23/05 03:49 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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that was AWESOME!!
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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CaptainH13
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Todcasil]
#4441680 - 07/23/05 03:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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thatw as the funniest thing i've read in along time,haha....
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Trainwreck
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: automan]
#4441681 - 07/23/05 03:54 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ha this has been here all day and I just now read it. That was possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Seriously. I'm gonna link to that to like everyone I know.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Trainwreck]
#4441698 - 07/23/05 04:01 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, I just read it. That was pretty funny.
Quote:
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
I could SO see Hitler typing 'lol'.
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