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InvisibleautomanM
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thank you, adrug
    #4440434 - 07/23/05 12:10 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

for this funny ass link: http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20057151.asp

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*


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InvisibleJim
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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: automan]
    #4440505 - 07/23/05 12:23 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

response.


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Jim]
    #4440511 - 07/23/05 12:25 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

but seriously, Im glad they started swearing at the end. It was pretty slow in the bbegining.


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Jim]
    #4440518 - 07/23/05 12:26 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said:
response.



I concur.


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Jim]
    #4440603 - 07/23/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Oh come on, you guys just aren't educated or drunk enough to appreciate the humor behind that dialogue. j/k :smirk:


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: adrug]
    #4440608 - 07/23/05 12:48 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Maybe if someone read it to me, and used different voices for each character-possibly being creative with accents too, I would be more interested.

Ill smoke another one and give it an honest read. I promise Adrug.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: adrug]
    #4440611 - 07/23/05 12:49 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Stalin begging for nukes was good for a laugh :yesnod:


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: lowdominion]
    #4440638 - 07/23/05 01:02 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

I liked it


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Tangerines]
    #4440794 - 07/23/05 01:44 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

That made me laugh. Funny post :smile:


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: automan]
    #4440837 - 07/23/05 01:54 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

That was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life. :thumbup:

:lol: :rofl:


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Redstorm]
    #4440841 - 07/23/05 01:55 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

reminds me of playing Axis and Allies


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: lowdominion]
    #4441048 - 07/23/05 02:55 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

i liked it, fucking funny once i figured out who everyone was :smile:


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4441420 - 07/23/05 04:24 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

america hax!  that shit had me rollin'  Good post :smile:


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Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: coda]
    #4441673 - 07/23/05 05:49 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

that was AWESOME!!


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Todcasil]
    #4441680 - 07/23/05 05:53 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

thatw as the funniest thing i've read in along time,haha....


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: automan]
    #4441681 - 07/23/05 05:54 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Ha this has been here all day and I just now read it. That was possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Seriously. I'm gonna link to that to like everyone I know.


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Re: thank you, adrug [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4441698 - 07/23/05 06:01 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Yeah, I just read it.  That was pretty funny.

Quote:

Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol




I could SO see Hitler typing 'lol'. :dancinghitler:


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