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 CptnGarden
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 RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! 
#4439818 - 07/22/05 08:00 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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They keep me up all night thumping and running around in the ceiling fighting each other with their gnarly weird buzzing battle calls. its like a fast high-pitch growling. They are fuckin huge. One tried to claw through the ceiling earlier, i could see a claw sticking through so i shot my airsoft at the hole for a while till it left.
^ this is not a joke ^
I really wanna know how to get them out, I put rat poison up there but it didnt work, and im scared to go up there cause they are fuckin huge. This is getting to the point of extreme aggrivation, how the fuck did they get up there anyways?
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CptnGarden
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: CptnGarden]
#4439839 - 07/22/05 08:02 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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my first thought was rats, but they are way too big to be rats, I havent actualy seen one, i just hear them quite well. they run through the walls too. And whatever it was has big claws cause i saw a claw.
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 TYL3R
 
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: CptnGarden]
#4439871 - 07/22/05 08:09 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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RACCOON FIGHT CLUB
TIME : ALL THE TIME
PLACE : SHROOMIE OF DOOMIES ATTIC.
*BRING PLENTY OF CLAWS*
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TYL3R
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: TYL3R]
#4439882 - 07/22/05 08:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Go up there with a baseball bat and kick some motherfuckin' racoon ASS.
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ToTheSummit
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: TYL3R]
#4439892 - 07/22/05 08:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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The first rule of Raccoon Fight Club is that we don't talk about Raccoon Fight Club!
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lowdominion
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4439897 - 07/22/05 08:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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get a realy mean badger........
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TYL3R
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: lowdominion]
#4439916 - 07/22/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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or a baseball bat.
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Halcyon88
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 Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: TYL3R]
#4439923 - 07/22/05 08:16 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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HAHA that's great... 
You should suit up in your old hockey gear or something and go on a crusade to purge your attic.
I'm sure you can think of something they will find unpleasant enough to make your attic less appealing to them. Maybe chili powder laced food?
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lowdominion
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: Halcyon88]
#4439941 - 07/22/05 08:19 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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if you have to do it the hard way make sure to save the pelts to make a cap out of........war trophy ya know
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: CptnGarden]
#4439951 - 07/22/05 08:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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shoot them
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YidakiMan
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4439966 - 07/22/05 08:25 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I agree. Go get yourself a .177 or .22 caliber pellet pistol or rifle...
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: YidakiMan]
#4439975 - 07/22/05 08:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
^ this is not a joke ^
of course its not a joke, u dont make up jokes remmeber (or take em very well either )
just to put in my 2 cents... get up there and shoot em like hella_tight said. and yea a .22 would work the best imo
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Are you serious? Who shoots a gun inside??
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4439998 - 07/22/05 08:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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who cares about shooting some pellets around in your attic? Not like anybody is going to see the pellets in your walls and it's a lot better than a raccoon clawing through your ceiling. 
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: CptnGarden]
#4440024 - 07/22/05 08:37 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't think I've ever seen a raccoon lunge at someone so I think you're safe going up there without body armor and a shotgun  . They'll probably be more afraid of you than you are of them, just open a window and chase them so they run out it. Raccoon stampede.
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: CptnGarden]
#4440027 - 07/22/05 08:39 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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throw a molotov cocktail up there. that should sort them out. 
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: CptnGarden]
#4440032 - 07/22/05 08:40 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Those are Racoons all right. Your discription fits to a tee.
Now you can get an exterminator, or like the advice given, get a 22, and shoot em. You can eat them if you want. They aren't bad.
Don't get near them though, they are really tough bastards in a pinch.
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The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4440037 - 07/22/05 08:41 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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i would, its just a .22 lol. im sure it cant do alot of harm to a house (unless ur a complete idiot and cant shoot worth shit and puts holes into ur roof. everyone knows, do not shoot until ur sure its goin to hit ur target)
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TYL3R
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Us americans unload clips untill nothing is left alive.
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: RACCOONS ARE IN MY ATTIC! [Re: TYL3R]
#4440054 - 07/22/05 08:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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or left to shoot
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