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OfflineLethalX5
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Keg Stand
    #4417406 - 07/18/05 02:14 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

well i did my first keg stand Saturday night. i was proud of myself that i finally got the balls to do one. it was all ok until they put me down and Foam poured threw my nose. o man did that hurt like a bitch. anyone else ever have this happen?


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417411 - 07/18/05 02:16 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

shit, keg stands r so fun


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417420 - 07/18/05 02:17 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

lol


Keg stands are for sorostitutes!!!


You're a sorostitute! :smirk:


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4417422 - 07/18/05 02:18 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Congrats, you have inspired me. The next keg party I go to, I'm gonna be on top of that lovely metal cylinder.


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417429 - 07/18/05 02:19 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

How long did you go for?


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: randomdude123456]
    #4417430 - 07/18/05 02:20 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

keg stand always tend to make me FUCKED up.

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Re: Keg Stand [Re: Todcasil]
    #4417450 - 07/18/05 02:24 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Hell yeah. A buddy of mine we call 'Chinky' did a 1 min 27 second keg stand at my buddy J's graduation party. That was the longest keg stand I'v ever seen.

I guess president bush has his topped at 1 min 48 seconds though. :grin:

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Ya know, I?m just glad some real war heroes like George W. Bush and Dick Cheney stood up and stopped all this ?John Kerry is a hero? bullshit. Oh big deal, he was shot three times and saved lives while is Vietnam. Bush once did a keg stand for one minute, 48 seconds. I?d like to see Kerry do that!




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Re: Keg Stand [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4417454 - 07/18/05 02:26 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

sorry for my lack of party Knowledgembut what the hell is a Keg stand?.....


i was thinking a actually stand for a keg, :foreheadslap:......


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4417458 - 07/18/05 02:28 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

heheheh

its where your friends hold you upside down over the keg and press the nozzle in your mouth for as long as you can!! its like a hopps injjection :laugh:


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4417459 - 07/18/05 02:28 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

damn, 1 48... hes got me beat by 6 seconds. i did a 1 min 42 second stand. so fun


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4417462 - 07/18/05 02:29 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

holy shit,did you guys,just get to lazy for the beer bong,haha....


i couldn't do that shit,i drink slow and steady,none a that colledge party stuff for me thanks,haha......

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Re: Keg Stand [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4417469 - 07/18/05 02:30 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Never done one myself. Iv funneled though. :grin:


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Edited by mattzdope (07/18/05 02:32 AM)


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4417490 - 07/18/05 02:36 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

thats wut i practiced on was the beer bong. start off on the one beer, beer bong then jump to the 3 beer, beer bong then before u know it ur on the keg lol. good times... good times


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4417494 - 07/18/05 02:37 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i am not really sure how long i did it for. i am goign to have to ask my friends. it seemed like forever though, i know somone took a pic of it when i get it i will be sure to post it.



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Re: Keg Stand [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417509 - 07/18/05 02:43 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

rule #1- Kegstands are for the ladies, funnels are for the fellas.

rule #2- dont talk about fight club.


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: deryl]
    #4417529 - 07/18/05 02:49 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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deryl said:
rule #1- Kegstands are for the ladies, funnels are for the fellas.

rule #2- dont talk about fight club.




are you kidding me. i found the keg alot harder to do then a beer bong. also i have never seen a chick do a kegstand.


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417533 - 07/18/05 02:51 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

hes just bein FUNNAY!!!


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417538 - 07/18/05 02:53 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Are you kidding ME?! I have held a chick up for at least 45 seconds for her keg stand! Her name is Meghan and she has a good chance of drinking your young ass under the table! :shocked:


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: blissedout]
    #4417546 - 07/18/05 02:55 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Iv seen quite a few chicks do keg stands in my day and I'm only 19. :crazy: The same party I was talking about above a girl did a 1 minute keg stand and my buddy has it on tape along with shots of her ass in a thong while she was chugging. :cool:


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Re: Keg Stand [Re: blissedout]
    #4417547 - 07/18/05 02:55 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Are you kidding ME?! I have held a chick up for at least 45 seconds for her keg stand! Her name is Meghan and she has a good chance of drinking your young ass under the table! :shocked:





i wasnt trying to say chicks cant do it i was just saying i have never seen it done.  but like you said, i am still a "young ass" so i havent seen as much as you.  you old fart  :thumbup: :stoned:


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