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OfflineLethalX5
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damit
    #4417396 - 07/18/05 12:12 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

there is this fly that has been in my room for days now and he wont die/leave. its really pissing me off. he keeps langin on my feet file ia m sleeping or while i am on the cmputer keeps buzzing around all oer the place. o and let me tell you, he is a fast little bugger. i have treid and tried to kill him but he is a smart one.


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Re: damit [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417408 - 07/18/05 12:15 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

what you do is get yourself a jeff golbloom, and he should help either you or the fly depending on how far along he is...

either way one of you will be dead, and peace will be maintained in teh room once again.

/me folds hands

:heart:


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: damit [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417502 - 07/18/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

do wut i do, take a bottle of axe (or any flammable air freshener) and a lighter, and torch the mother fucker:evil: it works trust me


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Re: damit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4417510 - 07/18/05 12:43 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

shit,how about this......i was taking a shower,and turned arond and sw a big ass spider on my curtain....


i moved back and forth for almost an hour.....it was scary.....


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: damit [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4417514 - 07/18/05 12:44 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

how come u didnt just spray it and watch it go down the drain:lol:


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Re: damit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4417523 - 07/18/05 12:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

cuz i i didn't want it to all on "me".....


there's a war between me and the spiders in my bathroom....everytime i take a shower,it's game on :guns:........


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Re: damit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4417524 - 07/18/05 12:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
do wut i do, take a bottle of axe (or any flammable air freshener) and a lighter, and torch the mother fucker:evil: it works trust me





R.I.P Fly.  You were Brave Worrier


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: damit [Re: LethalX5]
    #4417528 - 07/18/05 12:49 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

hear that, theres always a spider in my shower when i go in there. bugs the shit outta me cause i cant figure out how they keep gettin in

lethal - so ya got it?


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OfflineBloodNOil
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Re: damit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4418393 - 07/18/05 09:29 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
do wut i do, take a bottle of axe (or any flammable air freshener) and a lighter, and torch the mother fucker:evil: it works trust me




Cheaper than Axe:

Denatured alcohol in your spray bottle.  You might need a metal
spray bottle that won't dissolve in the alcohol though.

Keep the spray tight for long-range shots, loosen it up a bit for
increased lethality.

Beware of drips.


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