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Invisiblequestion_for_joo
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Shit I lost powerball!
    #4414857 - 07/17/05 01:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I didn't even get one number right!
Now I am kicking myself cause i cojuld've spent that dollar on something better like a screwdriver or a packet of post-its.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4414862 - 07/17/05 01:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Saw this one coming. :lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4414867 - 07/17/05 01:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

the lottery - a tax for people who suck at math.


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InvisibleJim
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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: Krishna]
    #4414870 - 07/17/05 01:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

the idiot tax


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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: Jim]
    #4414875 - 07/17/05 01:16 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:  Seriously. The lottery is emblematic of so many things I hate.  Get a bunch of people who feel down on their luck in general (cause the mass of lottery players are working class joes) to fork over an extra bit of their money every single week in the hopes that, on a one in a million chance, they might win a million dollars, and only see 600,000 of it.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4414928 - 07/17/05 01:30 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I was watching something on discovery channel. Not winning the lottery is 99.999999% chance with one ticket. With 20 tickets the odds are changed to 99.999997%. Something like that. I remember there was like 5-6 9's in their statistics.

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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4414939 - 07/17/05 01:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Some people get enough utility out of the fun of playing lotto to make it +EV.

It's only a dollar ffs, and if you lose it typically goes to education.

I don't play it, but I know some people that do occasionally, and they're neither idiots nor do they suck at math.~

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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: question_for_joo]
    #4414950 - 07/17/05 01:34 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I win a dollar every day on the lottery- by not playing.

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Invisiblequestion_for_joo
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Re: Shit I lost powerball! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4415077 - 07/17/05 02:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

no you don't win nothing by not playing.


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