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InvisibleTYL3R
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I love jesus.
    #4412872 - 07/16/05 08:35 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I didnt have a lighter, so i cant use my bong. I aint got papers to roll a joint, so i had to resort to "desperate meansures". I took a piece out of 'The New Testament - The world needs jesus'.
        It didnt have ink, so it wasn't that harsh. It's pretty thin paper. Probably the thickness of a job. It was nice. I think i've finnaly got the hang of rolling a joint. It's hard to explain.


Anyways, how is the pub doin. I'm pretty sparked. :bigblunt: :blazed:

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Re: I love jesus. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4412905 - 07/16/05 08:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Did you ask to have your username changed?


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4412941 - 07/16/05 08:53 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Your people killed jesus. H4T3Rzzz


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4412947 - 07/16/05 08:55 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

hell yea,we used to do that,when we were kids.....

bad ass little fucks me and company were :satansmoking:.....


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4412950 - 07/16/05 08:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TYL3R said:
Probably the thickness of a job.




Yeah, the book of Job would've been about the same thickness.  :smirk:

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Re: I love jesus. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4412951 - 07/16/05 08:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You used to kill jesus?? Are you jewish also?


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4412956 - 07/16/05 08:57 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

haha,no......


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: I love jesus. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4412970 - 07/16/05 09:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

how old are you ?

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Re: I love jesus. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4412991 - 07/16/05 09:08 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Im 13


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: Jim]
    #4412993 - 07/16/05 09:09 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

old man! I'm 9.


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4412998 - 07/16/05 09:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: I love jesus. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4413001 - 07/16/05 09:11 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

wot??


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4413009 - 07/16/05 09:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:bondage:

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Re: I love jesus. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4413012 - 07/16/05 09:14 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

haha


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4413243 - 07/16/05 10:22 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

jesus is my battleaxe


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: Todcasil]
    #4413282 - 07/16/05 10:34 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

...and logic is your sword ?

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Re: I love jesus. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4413300 - 07/16/05 10:42 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

logic is my self defense mechanism


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Re: I love jesus. [Re: Todcasil]
    #4413303 - 07/16/05 10:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

then what be you sword ?

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Re: I love jesus. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4413388 - 07/16/05 11:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

im a AXE warrior not a knight or any pansy shit like that :P

i use AXES and JESUS just happens to be my AXE aww yeah.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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