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OfflineGillette
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my day job
    #4402655 - 07/14/05 09:43 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

So I have this day job, where I do data entry....kinda gay, but for the last almost 3 weeks they have had nothing for me to do.  I still get paid tho.  So my days consist of reading the BB, drinking coffee, today I'm eating blueberries and cherries, typing up a couple of orders and invoices and answering the phone...sooooo easy :smile:


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Re: my day job [Re: Gillette]
    #4402659 - 07/14/05 09:47 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

damn i want some blueberries and cherries!


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Re: my day job [Re: Gillette]
    #4402662 - 07/14/05 09:50 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i want to eat blueberries and cherries off of gillette!  :sun: :heart:


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Re: my day job *DELETED* [Re: In(di)go]
    #4402853 - 07/14/05 11:22 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: my day job [Re: blink]
    #4402959 - 07/14/05 11:50 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Blink: I recall you saying a few days ago how you wanted to ask for more work to do....


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Re: my day job [Re: Gillette]
    #4402993 - 07/14/05 11:58 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gillette said:
So I have this day job, where I do data entry....kinda gay, but for the last almost 3 weeks they have had nothing for me to do.  I still get paid tho.  So my days consist of reading the BB, drinking coffee, today I'm eating blueberries and cherries, typing up a couple of orders and invoices and answering the phone...sooooo easy :smile:




sounds like my kinda job!


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Re: my day job [Re: Gillette]
    #4403062 - 07/14/05 12:20 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Im off for 2 days(Yeah 2 days in a row this dosn't happen at all) and this 5 grams or mush and My ***only*** hit of acid are screaming my name.


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Re: my day job [Re: Gillette]
    #4403078 - 07/14/05 12:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Code:

IF XFLAG=2
AT[2]=AJ[KK]
AT[3]=ROUND(AJ[KK+1]*ZTAX,NDECIMAIS)
AT[1]=AT[3]-AJ[KK+1]
AT[4]=ZTAX
IF OPERA=1
AT[5]=ROUND(AJ[KK-4]*(ZTAX-1),NDECIMAIS)
AT[6]=AJ[KK-4]+AT[5]
ELSE
AT[5]=ROUND(AJ[KK+4]*(ZTAX-1),NDECIMAIS)
AT[6]=AJ[KK+4]+AT[5]
ENDIF
AT[7]=AT[3]-AT[6]
AT[8]=0
IF OPERA=1
IF YYANO=AJ[HH-6]
DO WHILE .T.
IF AJ[KK]=XANO+VUTIL-1 .AND. MFLAG<>6 .AND. (MFLAG<>8 .OR. VFLAG<>1)
AJ[KK+1]=AT[3]
AJ[KK+3]=AT[7]
AJ[KK+4]=AT[3]
AJ[KK+5]=0
EXIT
ENDIF
IF AJ[KK]=XANO+VUTIL .AND. MFLAG=6
AJ[KK+1]=AT[3]
AJ[KK+3]=AT[7]
AJ[KK+4]=AT[3]
AJ[KK+5]=0
EXIT
ENDIF
AJ[KK+1]=AT[3]
AJ[KK+3]=ROUND(AT[3]*AJ[KK+2]/100,NDECIMAIS)
IF MFLAG=7 .OR. MFLAG=8
AJ[KK+3]=ROUND(AT[7]*AJ[KK+2]/100,NDECIMAIS)
ENDIF
AJ[KK+4]=AT[6]+AJ[KK+3]
AJ[KK+5]=AT[3]-AJ[KK+4]
EXIT
ENDDO
IF VFLAG=1
AJ[KK+1]=AT[3]
AJ[KK+3]=ROUND(AJ[KK+2]*AT[7]/100,NDECIMAIS)
AJ[KK+4]=AT[6]+AJ[KK+3]
AJ[KK+5]=AJ[KK+1]-AJ[KK+4]
ENDIF
ELSE
AJ[KK+1]=AT[3]
AJ[KK+3]=ROUND(AT[3]*AJ[KK+2]/100,NDECIMAIS)
IF MFLAG=7 .OR. MFLAG=8
AJ[KK+3]=ROUND(AT[7]*AJ[KK+2]/100,NDECIMAIS)
ENDIF
AJ[KK+4]=AT[6]+AJ[KK+3]
AJ[KK+5]=AT[3]-AJ[KK+4]
ENDIF
ENDIF



aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAIA


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Re: my day job [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4403085 - 07/14/05 12:25 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SHEIKofSHIITAKE said:
Quote:

Gillette said:
So I have this day job, where I do data entry....kinda gay, but for the last almost 3 weeks they have had nothing for me to do.  I still get paid tho.  So my days consist of reading the BB, drinking coffee, today I'm eating blueberries and cherries, typing up a couple of orders and invoices and answering the phone...sooooo easy :smile:




sounds like my kinda job!




yes, but now I'm so so bored.....

Blink: I considered drinking last night  :blush:  :smirk:


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Re: my day job [Re: Gillette]
    #4403092 - 07/14/05 12:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i was at the liquor store and i saw these bottles of alize and hipnotiq.... and i thought of you :heart:


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: my day job [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4403103 - 07/14/05 12:30 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

::smirk:: thanks....


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Re: my day job [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4403122 - 07/14/05 12:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I saw 2 air plane bottles of Jack Daniels on my flight home and said," SWEET BABY JESUS!"


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Re: my day job *DELETED* [Re: Gillette]
    #4403164 - 07/14/05 12:51 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: my day job [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4403165 - 07/14/05 12:51 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

eeek JD, Mr. Daniels is also on my black list of booze....I'm sure everyone can just assume why......

k I'm bored.

/does a little bored dance


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Re: my day job [Re: Gillette]
    #4403173 - 07/14/05 12:53 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I see you, baby.

Shakin that ass.


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Re: my day job [Re: MAIA]
    #4403174 - 07/14/05 12:54 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hahahaha i know your pain Maia!

Code:



if($app->error->verify_form){
my $verify = $app->template->parse({
-filename=> $app->config->userHttPath . 'users.htt',
}, $app->thandler
);
$app->output($verify);
return 0;
}

$app->check_duplicates({vchrUsername =>{
-name => [qw/vchrUsername/],
-header => 'Username',
-tb => $app->config->userTable,
-cs => undef,
-em => '1',
-al => undef,
-operand => '=',
-data_type => 'string',
-tied_fields => [],
}},$app->query);


if($app->error->check_duplicates){
$app->thandler->DUPLICATE(1);
&insert;
return 0;
}
my $stmt = qq/INSERT INTO / . $app->config->userTable . qq/ / .
$app->sql->insert_fields([qw/vchrUsername vchrPassword vchrFirstName vchrLastName vchrEmail bActive fkeyUserType vchrUserTelephoneInternational vchrUserTelephoneAreaCode vchrUserTelephonePrefix vchrUserTelephoneSuffix vchrUserTelephoneExtension vchrUserTelephone2International vchrUserTelephone2AreaCode vchrUserTelephone2Prefix vchrUserTelephone2Suffix vchrUserTelephone2Extension vchrUserTelephone3International vchrUserTelephone3AreaCode vchrUserTelephone3Prefix vchrUserTelephone3Suffix vchrUserTelephone3Extension txtUserNotes dtUserAccountCreated dtUserAccountModified dtUserLastLogin bnUserBanned vchrTemporaryIP vchrStableIP dtBanExpires/]) .
qq/ VALUES / .
$app->sql->insert_values([qw/vchrUsername vchrPassword vchrFirstName vchrLastName vchrEmail bActive fkeyUserType vchrUserTelephoneInternational vchrUserTelephoneAreaCode vchrUserTelephonePrefix vchrUserTelephoneSuffix vchrUserTelephoneExtension vchrUserTelephone2International vchrUserTelephone2AreaCode vchrUserTelephone2Prefix vchrUserTelephone2Suffix vchrUserTelephone2Extension vchrUserTelephone3International vchrUserTelephone3AreaCode vchrUserTelephone3Prefix vchrUserTelephone3Suffix vchrUserTelephone3Extension txtUserNotes dtUserAccountCreated dtUserAccountModified dtUserLastLogin bnUserBanned vchrTemporaryIP vchrStableIP dtBanExpires/],$app->query) . ';';

my $id = $app->sql->insert($stmt,"pkeyUserID",$app->config->userTable);

my $istmt = qq/INSERT INTO tlkpUserLocations (bnUserLocationIsDefault, fkeyUserLocationUserID, chrUserLocationStreetAddress, chrUserLocationSuburb, chrUserLocationCity, chrUserLocationState, chrUserLocationDistrict, chrUserLocationCountry, chrUserLocationPostCode) VALUES ('1','/.$id.qq/','/.$app->query->param('newUserStreetAddress') . qq/','/.$app->query->param('newUserSuburb').qq/','/.$app->query->param('newUserCity').qq/','/.$app->query->param('newUserState').qq/','/.$app->query->param('newUserDistrict').qq/','/.$app->query->param('newUserCountry').qq/','/.$app->query->param('newUserPostCode').qq/');/;
$app->sql->insert($istmt);

my @fkeySecurityGroup = $app->query->param('fkeySecurityGroup');
my $gstmt = qq/SELECT / . $app->sql->select_fields([qw/pkeySecurityGroup vchrSecurityGroup/]) . qq/ FROM tlkpSecurityGroup;/;
my $gdata = $app->sql->select_all_hr($gstmt);

my $r;

foreach $r (@{$gdata}){
my $pkeySecurityGroup = $r->{pkeySecurityGroup};
my $allowed = 0;
my $fkeySecurityGroup;
foreach $fkeySecurityGroup (@fkeySecurityGroup){
$allowed = 1 if $fkeySecurityGroup == $pkeySecurityGroup;
}
my $jstmt = qq/INSERT INTO tjoinUserGroup / .
$app->sql->insert_fields([qw/fkeyUser fkeyGroup bAllowed/]) .
qq/ VALUES ('$id','$pkeySecurityGroup','$allowed')/;

$app->sql->insert($jstmt);
}

# add to permissions
my @fkeyPermission = $app->query->param('fkeyPermission');
my $pstmt = qq/SELECT / . $app->sql->select_fields([qw/pkeyPermission vchrPermission/]) . qq/ FROM tlkpPermission ORDER BY intOrder/;

my $pdata = $app->sql->select_all_hr($pstmt);
my $p;
foreach $p (@{$pdata}){

my $pkeyPermission = $p->{'pkeyPermission'};
my $allowed = 0;
my $fkeyPermission;
foreach $fkeyPermission (@fkeyPermission){
$allowed = 1 if $fkeyPermission == $pkeyPermission;
}

my $jstmt = qq/INSERT INTO tjoinUserPermission / .
$app->sql->insert_fields([qw/fkeyUser fkeyPermission bAllowed/]) .
qq/ VALUES ('$id','$pkeyPermission','$allowed')/;

$app->sql->insert($jstmt);
}

if($app->error->sql){
$app->output($app->error->sql);
return 0;
}


# $app->query->param(-name=>$app->query->param('redirect_function'),-value=>'1');
# $app->query->param(-name=>'pkeyUserID',-value=>"") if $app->query->param('redirect_function') eq 'query';
# my $request_args = $app->utils->build_url_args({-args=>$app->query,-only=>[qw/st pg em al cs mx op sf sfds keywords default query insert delete update copy select search pkeyUserID/],-except=>[qw//]});
# my $request_string = "&" . join('&', @{$request_args});
#
# my %redir_params = ($app->thandler->RANDOM => $app->thandler->RANDOM, message => 'Record has been added.');
# print $app->utils->redirect('users.htt',\%redir_params,$request_string);

my %redir_params = ($app->thandler->RANDOM => $app->thandler->RANDOM, message => 'Record has been added.');
print $app->utils->redirect('users.htt',\%redir_params);

}



my eyes must really hate me :wink:


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Re: my day job [Re: blink]
    #4403190 - 07/14/05 12:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

blinkidiot said:
what happened to that case of "never agains"? :wink:

I know it takes me about a week or two to get over them, and in the case of rum; never again means never again!




Kevin can't stand rum either, ever since that one fateful night when he drank a big bottle of it.


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Re: my day job [Re: In(di)go]
    #4403192 - 07/14/05 12:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

In(di)go said:
i want to eat blueberries and cherries off of gillette!  :sun: :heart:




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Re: my day job [Re: TYL3R]
    #4403199 - 07/14/05 01:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

mmmm food


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Re: my day job [Re: MOTH]
    #4403202 - 07/14/05 01:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yeah how quickly my "I'm NEVER drinking again" turns into "I'm never drinking that specific drink (JD, Wild Turkey, Pina Coladas, Tequila (Tequila rose is still ok tho) and now possibly hypnotiq) that has caused me so much pain ever again"


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