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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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that was some crazy shit
    #4402174 - 07/14/05 03:05 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i just got back from a party, the only reason im back so early is cause the damn cops raided the place. lucky for me i had nothing on me when they searched me. i was fucked up drunk (still am :grin:) and they didnt know it, cause i was eating food and i can always play it off (thats how much i drink :smirk:) anyways, i got off free and they even told me to drive home:eek: i would fuck my self up if i drove home lol. lucky for me (again) my ride didnt get busted (plus he didnt drink that much...like a beer) so yea, i just got back feeling pretty damn lucky to have gotten off free and clear, but WAIT thats not all, i also broke it off with my (stupid ass) girlfriend...or ex gf now.

FOR U GUYS who r to lazy to read all of it - i got off clear when the cops busted a party, i broke it off with my (ex) gf, i got drunk, and got some pussy all in 3 hours :thumbup:


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4402209 - 07/14/05 03:20 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hahahahahaha lucky ass mother fucker if i was in that situation it would be the day i have an ounce on me and am exremly shit faced and they know somehow i have the worst luck ever it sucks


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: lkfity315]
    #4402214 - 07/14/05 03:22 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: that would be a bitch. id drop all my shit and blitz if i was in the situation haha (id take my chances, see if those piggys can keep up with me)


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4402219 - 07/14/05 03:23 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hahahaha i cant run fast im too fat to run and smoke to much i would last about 2 minutes then have to stop and take a breather


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: lkfity315]
    #4402227 - 07/14/05 03:26 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

lol i used to be like that, i used to be a fat mother fucker, then i got into construction. that shit gets u in shape


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4402242 - 07/14/05 03:32 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like you had an awesome night bro! Good deal man. Did you fuck your gf before you broke it off??? hah.

The cops rarely end up at our parties around here. When I was younger we used to take off running because we were all so young and naive. Now we all know (the ones still under 21) to just set the drinks down because if you dont have it in your hand you are set here in NY. However most of the time people with a lot of shit on them still take off running regardless. hah. Its great when you have 10 - 20 people all jumping out windows, running out the back door, spreading out in all directions, jumping fences, through back yards and bushes. It gets the dirty pigs panties in a bunch thats for sure.


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4402245 - 07/14/05 03:34 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i might have to look into that occupation lol :grin:


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4402253 - 07/14/05 03:36 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

lol o yea those cops love to chase guys. shit iv seen them stop arresting a guy just to go chase someone that was running, and it turned out (i know this guy) he had nothing on him he just wanted to run:lol: thats y they called pigs. but yea i didnt even wanna fuck my ex, shit i didnt even want to hug her after. i just said its over later then walked out haha


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: lkfity315]
    #4402255 - 07/14/05 03:36 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

for sure, gets u ripped. and the pays really good


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4402257 - 07/14/05 03:37 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

He should have broke it off WHILE fucking her. Right before he came in her eyes or something.


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4402261 - 07/14/05 03:38 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Way to maintain.

I've just been chilling here, no more oxycodone, and the effects have pretty much left me (except for that sense of well being that lasts a while afterward) and I'm running short on buds.

Considering how much I've done tonight I'm not sleepy at all. Hopefully you guys aren't going to sleep any time soon, I don't want to be all alone :smirk:


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4402262 - 07/14/05 03:38 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

haha blow a load on her face then be like "yea... its not going to work out, soo ill just see ya later" lol thatd be fucked up/funny as hell


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4402268 - 07/14/05 03:40 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

actually im about to pass out in like 20 im tired. to much fun for one night


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4402271 - 07/14/05 03:41 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That would be pretty fucked up but I guess if she was cheating on you fuck it. Blow it out right in her eyes give her a little love-tap on the cheek and tell her she was a bad girl and that your done with her. hah.


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4402273 - 07/14/05 03:42 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I'm supposed to wake up in like, 4.5 hours.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4402274 - 07/14/05 03:43 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

haha, yea it sounded liek she was cheating on me considering she didnt really care that much that i broke it off with her. i shoulda done that for sure


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4402275 - 07/14/05 03:43 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i got the whole week off:stoned:


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4402276 - 07/14/05 03:43 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Are you going to sleep? Just pull an all nighter, no point sleeping now.

Go down a few red bulls and start your day on your second wind.


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4402278 - 07/14/05 03:44 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I have visitation with my daughter today. I'm set though because I passed out around 10:00pm last night and didn't wake up till 3:00am. Going to get all wasted, pass out for a few hours, and get up.


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Re: that was some crazy shit [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4402281 - 07/14/05 03:45 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
i just got back from a party, the only reason im back so early is cause the damn cops raided the place. lucky for me i had nothing on me when they searched me. i was fucked up drunk (still am :grin:) and they didnt know it, cause i was eating food and i can always play it off (thats how much i drink :smirk:) anyways, i got off free and they even told me to drive home:eek: i would fuck my self up if i drove home lol. lucky for me (again) my ride didnt get busted (plus he didnt drink that much...like a beer) so yea, i just got back feeling pretty damn lucky to have gotten off free and clear, but WAIT thats not all, i also broke it off with my (stupid ass) girlfriend...or ex gf now.

FOR U GUYS who r to lazy to read all of it - i got off clear when the cops busted a party, i broke it off with my (ex) gf, i got drunk, and got some pussy all in 3 hours :thumbup:





btw don't drive drunk... but glad you got off.


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