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OfflineTodcasil
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    #4396647 - 07/12/05 06:42 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

ive totally given up on my old idea of women and girls and basically relationships.

i always thought it shoudl be this thing, part my first love, part motherhood/child relationship part nanny lol.

well im stupid.  and i realize the fallacy of my ways...

and ive been meeting women like a freaking bonanza ranch hand, and having the time of my life just hanging out and being friends...  all the sexual pressure and teh "to be in love" pressure i had always put on myself and didnt even know it until now. 

so, my personality has officially become, unavailable in the sense that i dont want to screw up what good freinds ive made, and thus also increasing the flirtation (and thus fun level) of hanging out because they cant have me anyways.

good times to ensue!! who knows maybe ill be gay and get ALL the chicks then? :blush:

:heart:


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396666 - 07/12/05 06:47 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Are you getting laid by any of these 'friends'. You don't have to be in love to get laid.


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396700 - 07/12/05 06:55 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

true, all the girls want a gay guy:lol: all u gotta do is play it gay until u find the right girl then all of a sudden switch, and be like "yea im not gay anymore, wanna go out:cool:" its bomb proof


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: SO [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4396715 - 07/12/05 06:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yeah but i never wanted to get laid by girls without love before, and i still hold to that with this new mindset.

and besides, when i start having sex, then they stop flirting with me so much, and to be honest all i want is their attention anyways :heart:

so it snot worth it to have sex with whomever wants it, just because we hang out.

and i could get the AIDS!!!


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Re: SO [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4396716 - 07/12/05 06:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

no, no, then they'll think you're a sleazeball who was lying to get into their pants.

the trick is to say, "well i'm still gay but you're amazingness has allowed me to make this one exception."

:yesnod: works like a charm!


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Re: SO [Re: Krishna]
    #4396722 - 07/12/05 06:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

aha, ima remember that one, thanks:grin::thumbup:


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396728 - 07/12/05 07:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

jsut wear a rubber mang


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Re: SO [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4396742 - 07/12/05 07:02 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

rubbers are for goloshes and people who cant wait for true love.

didnt your parents teach you about jesus and celebacy?

YOU HEATHEN!!!

:heart:

PS:  im so gonna be gay the next time i hang out with a gaggle of girls and see how they respond.  no funny stuff, but ill do my best.


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396778 - 07/12/05 07:09 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: nope, familys not religious, but they did teach me to wear a rubber haha. pretending to be gay would be pretty fun, ima try it out to lol


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396785 - 07/12/05 07:10 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Todcasil said:
rubbers are for goloshes and people who cant wait for true love.

didnt your parents teach you about jesus and celebacy?

YOU HEATHEN!!!

:heart:

PS:  im so gonna be gay the next time i hang out with a gaggle of girls and see how they respond.  no funny stuff, but ill do my best.




hehehe true... true.


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Re: SO [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4396794 - 07/12/05 07:12 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

we shoudl have an official shroomery "pretend to be gay weekend" and then compile the reults to see if it increases female flirtation/sexual desire!!

ITS IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!

:biggrin: :strokebeard: :pride:


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396799 - 07/12/05 07:13 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396817 - 07/12/05 07:16 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Todcasil said:
rubbers are for goloshes and people who cant wait for true love.






WTF???

I'm sick of hearing men bitch about how much they hate condoms... They are only like the greatest fucking invention of all time...

that thin little 50 cent peice of laytex keeps you from the 20 years of pain and expense it costs to have a kid... not a bad bargain, IMO.


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Re: SO [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4396828 - 07/12/05 07:19 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Doesn't a diaphragm serve the same purpose and it still feels really good?


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Re: SO [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4396829 - 07/12/05 07:19 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

to be honest i'd rather not have sex at all than have sex with a condom...

i only have sex when i am in a serious relationship, anyways... and it has always been the case that the women i was with also disliked condoms... so we would switch to another anticonceptive.. like the pill for instance


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Re: SO [Re: Todcasil]
    #4396849 - 07/12/05 07:22 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hmmmm

i dunno todcasil.

i guess thats cool. you think you will ever find non-flirtatious love...in the end? lol


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Re: SO [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4396857 - 07/12/05 07:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
Quote:

Todcasil said:
rubbers are for goloshes and people who cant wait for true love.







WTF???

I'm sick of hearing men bitch about how much they hate condoms...  They are only like the greatest fucking invention of all time... 

that thin little 50 cent peice of laytex keeps you from the 20 years of pain and expense it costs to have a kid...  not a bad bargain, IMO.




dude it was a joke.

i mentioned gollashes in the same sentance as true love :yesnod:


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Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: SO [Re: In(di)go]
    #4396867 - 07/12/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

mmmmm... I dunno... I don't think I've ever trusted a chick that much...

you do know that diaphrams can be adulterated with holes, and women often 'forget' to take their pills, right?


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Re: SO [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #4396871 - 07/12/05 07:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XOIIAresIIOX said:
hmmmm

i dunno todcasil.

i guess thats cool.  you think you will ever find non-flirtatious love...in the end?  lol




hehe, nah im just waiting for the right situation.  women are all, after all women, just as men are as a whole, men.

so when one of these women and i find something deeper, then ill move to the next level.

but for right now, ill just have a good time :smile:

and besides, i dont think i could fit another girl into my life, i alread have two that take up 90% of it :laugh:



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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: SO [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4396873 - 07/12/05 07:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yea thats true. iv never trusted a girl about the pill bull shit. alot of the time they say that to purposely get pregnant then mooch off u for the rest of ur life. shitty deal if ya ask me, cause it could easily be prevented


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