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 HealingVisionary
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 My ass hole 
#4395956 - 07/12/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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This weekend, from around midnight friday night to noon sunday morning, I probably ingested a total of about 7 grams of freshly harvested and dried ecuadorian cubensis (didn't weigh them or anything). They were most delicious, and provided me with a most fantastic couple of days of tripping. However, in the last 24 hours or so, I have made up for my failure to fecate this weekend, in the form of about 5 shitting occasions - and it gets a little more intense each time. My asshole burns like I ate a mixed pepper salad of cheyennes and habaneros, to say the least - but I'm pretty sure all I ate whilst tripping was cereal. My question is simply, has anyone had an experience with shrooms causing massive asshole spice?
This is, however unpleasant, a rather amusing situation, as I sit at work unable to position myself squarely on my bum as I perform receptionist duties, checking in patients at a doctor's office.
(The thread icon is my rectal cavity.)
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GNIOM1498
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nice read. 
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The_Red_Crayon
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Registered: 08/13/03
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haha asshole spice.
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 metasin
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Registered: 10/12/04
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lolz, I get some real nasty flatulence after shroomin, I love it cause your ass is like a deadly weapon. 
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MOTH
Wild Woman
Registered: 06/06/03
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Yes, a friend had an unpleasant experience after she came down from shrooms once. She says she has a touchy stomach anyway, but the entire night coming down she was parked over the toilet, incredibly uncomfortable. I felt so bad for her. Nobody else was sick.
Dried mushrooms are just really rough on the stomach of some people.
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Jabbawaya
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 Re: My ass hole [Re: MOTH]
#4396337 - 07/12/05 03:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've never experienced this, and haven't heard of anyone who has. However, this isn't something someone would just bring up in a normal conversation, so maybe more people experience it than I know about. I've had stomach upset on shrooms, of course, and I think weird pooping, but it never burned.
The last thing anyone wants is a flamethrower on their anus, and all I can say is I wish you the best. Just keep eating healthy, easily digestible foods, and hope it clears up. If it doesn't in a few days, maybe see a doctor, I guess.
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LazyCrash
I like gas.
Registered: 07/02/05
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Re: My ass hole [Re: Jabbawaya]
#4396412 - 07/12/05 03:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cereal has a lot of fiber. Shrooms aren't great for the digestive tract. This together, I do believe, might result in some power dumps. Especially if you stuck with this diet all weekend.
Ya shoulda shat between doses. 
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hempknight
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Re: My ass hole [Re: LazyCrash]
#4396499 - 07/12/05 04:06 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah sometimes when i eat fresh shrooms.. my stomach feels like its getting ripped in half, ill enver do it again. I stick to tea and nothing else... theres no need to eat the fruit when you can juice it!
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YESSUP
In The Thick Of It
Registered: 06/26/05
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Loc: SE Tex
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Fire In The Hole!
So did you eat the entire box?
Did you have a stray shroom?
Get some Fluffy White Cloud!
Sorry I understand your pain!
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schmutzen
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Re: My ass hole [Re: YESSUP]
#4397276 - 07/12/05 07:11 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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While we're on the subject, I had my own 'ring of fire' this weekend. Never combine opiates with spicy peppers, and never, ever under any circumstances take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
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ThumpaCap
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Re: My ass hole [Re: schmutzen]
#4397361 - 07/12/05 07:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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are you sure you didnt eat any pizza???...
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Lysergic_Milkman
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Re: My ass hole [Re: schmutzen]
#4397362 - 07/12/05 07:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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ewwww....
Opiates and hot peppers you say?
Well, NEVER mix shrooms, vinegar, and refried beans. A most unpleasant experience...
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gmand38
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In reference to LSD Ive heard that tripping for that long is quite a bit worse for your mind/body than just tripping for the duration of a single dose. Im not sure this applies to shrooms or not but from what I gather this significantly increases the chances that your mind will have a harder time coming back to reality entirely, increasing the likeliness of HPPD and sometimes flashbacks. I assume this is because your mind spends so much time in the state of tripping that it gets more and more used to it. Am I entirely mistaken?
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LazyCrash
I like gas.
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Re: My ass hole [Re: gmand38]
#4397710 - 07/12/05 09:19 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think that's the least of his worries...
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Wysefool
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Re: My ass hole [Re: gmand38]
#4398464 - 07/13/05 01:03 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I heard mushrooms make your penis shrink
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ToolTroll
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 Re: My ass hole [Re: schmutzen]
#4398923 - 07/13/05 06:32 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
namaste said:
never, ever under any circumstances take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
Ha! That is funny, but I don't want to hear the rest of the story. 
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HealingVisionary
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Re: My ass hole [Re: ToolTroll]
#4398974 - 07/13/05 07:19 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha. I'm glad this has made for such an entertaining thread. Much love.
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chucksteak
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thanks guys, you've made my day i was very bored at work, but have now had the first good chuckle and smile in days 
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starkes
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Last time i tripped I ate about 12 grams dry. Yes it was rediculous, but the point was, when i was coming down I ripped a huge fart and a friend of mine told me it just smelled exactly like the mushrooms I ate.
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TheHook
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Re: My ass hole [Re: starkes]
#4399505 - 07/13/05 11:48 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh man i was with my friend while he was tripping on lsa. he was busted up on a pretty high dose and he was smoking salvia at the same time. suddenly he just squeals and runs to the bathroom! he didnt come out for like 40 minutes and when he did, i swore i saw tear streaks coming down his face.
He told me that was the scariest shit he had ever taken (he has glow in the dark paint on his bathroom walls and he didnt turn the lights on) feeling like ur flying through the astro while trying to soothe ur ass hole
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