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Santa Night
    #4393894 - 07/11/05 10:55 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Santa Night

I heard him crying on the phone
A secret Santa all alone
I wished to God I could help him
He said it?s only September
A thousand miles and no one home
He woke me from the Christmas dome
No knack for knowing the time zones
No mention of the gift list
I built a shrine for how it hurt
Down the chimney full of soot
He said I finally made it
I had made him a present
I reached out for the pendant
He jumped aboard the Learjet
I had to think it was modern
He had to know it was Easter


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Re: Santa Night [Re: sox24]
    #4393906 - 07/11/05 11:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I feel i will never get back the time that it took to read that.  :cuckoo:


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: Santa Night [Re: Kada]
    #4393911 - 07/11/05 11:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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LordOfChaos said:
I feel i will never get back the time that it took to read that.  :cuckoo:




That's something a coward would say.  I did something brave and you mocked it.  A wise person would probably just be silent about it if they didn't like it.  You have a chaos in your life so you have to say something like that to feel ok.  I understand and wish you the best.  I realize what you said here has very little to do with me although you want to make it appear that way.


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Re: Santa Night [Re: sox24]
    #4393921 - 07/11/05 11:07 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I was just being funny, but really man, a santa poem in the middle of the summer, i thought you were making odd poem that deserved a fun answer. Not my fault if you were offended, sorry.  :shrug:


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: Santa Night [Re: Kada]
    #4393945 - 07/11/05 11:16 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

haha i did something brave and you mocked it!

I think he was just kidding there LordofChaos, and if he wasn't then he's TWICE as funny as before. Good poem right there sox.


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The breeze in the courtyard leaves & returns.
Like is like that, so why not relax?
Who can stop us from celebrating?

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Re: Santa Night [Re: dante]
    #4393962 - 07/11/05 11:20 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks, Dante. From what I understand you're a good writer too.

Sorry Lord of Chaos, I didn't understand what you were trying to say. If it was a joke, then you should have made it funny.


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Re: Santa Night [Re: sox24]
    #4393974 - 07/11/05 11:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Im really a nice guy, anything i say or do, usually if its mean, i didnt intend it to sound like that, i have a very odd sense of humor, i also cannot make a joke if my life depended on it.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: Santa Night [Re: Kada]
    #4394007 - 07/11/05 11:35 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Then you're ok. No hard feelings.


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Re: Santa Night [Re: sox24]
    #4396266 - 07/12/05 04:54 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

"Sparks will fly when I get myself back on you baby."


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