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InvisibleZippoZM
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$2,000 turtle
    #4393867 - 07/11/05 10:42 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

thats right a turtle that is worth $2,000, if i find it...
a mile from my folks house there is a sign saying that there is a 2k reward for this lost desert tortise.

i want to find it and get rich! well thas my goal anyways

i have only lloked for it twice but i think that if anyone is going to find it it will be me.

the woods that it is lost in i know decently, and someone saw it and put it by the lake not knowing it was worth somthing a week ago, so i know where it was then... i mean how fast can one go


wish me luck :smile:


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4393871 - 07/11/05 10:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

That sounds like a fun mission. Have fun.


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InvisibleCaptainH13
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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4393872 - 07/11/05 10:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

couldn't you just find some big ass turtle....i mean they look pretty damn similar....

someone must love the hell outta that thing....




haha


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4393874 - 07/11/05 10:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

now thats funny you have actually started a little investigation questioning people for this turtle. its beside the big rock on the east side of the lake soaking up the rays tommorow at noon. now i want half of that money if its there.


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4393882 - 07/11/05 10:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

how do you loose a turtle :blush:

its probably some old turtle thats been with the family since like the 20's


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4393903 - 07/11/05 11:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

some hick probably ate it...my grandma had this huge snapping turtle in her pond that was eating ducklings so she paid these hicks to catch it...they said they were gonna eat it.


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4393912 - 07/11/05 11:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I will steel the one from the zoo by my house and we can make some cash!!! Sounded like a good idea to me.


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4393913 - 07/11/05 11:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
the woods that it is lost in i know decently, and someone saw it and put it by the lake not knowing it was worth somthing a week ago, so i know where it was then... i mean how fast can one go
wish me luck :smile:




How the hell do you misidentify a tortoise as a turtle?
I'd have to assume it's a big bastard.

Hell, they aren't even built the same.
Catch that fucker! :thumbup:


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4394170 - 07/12/05 12:51 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

It's a great opportunity, and one easily targetable. If you were(one of the smartest turtles) where would you go? They eat a shit load of vegetation.. Hit the woods. keep in mind they blend in real well. It's like shroom hunting or fishing, you won't know until you go check.


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4394172 - 07/12/05 12:54 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just wait till he takes off a finger lol. Good luck I would def. find that SOB.


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4394186 - 07/12/05 01:01 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I say go look for it. The search for this turtle could lead you on wacky adventures. You may even find out that the woman who has procured the turtle and kidnapped you and Dan Marino, was once a man, and the former kicker for a professional football team. You never know. Go for it.





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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: Learyfan]
    #4394192 - 07/12/05 01:06 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: Trav]
    #4394324 - 07/12/05 01:42 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My bet is it's living in the lake. Good luck finding it!


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: RESTLESS]
    #4395110 - 07/12/05 08:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I bet no one else is even looking for that turtle...if you look for him you'll so find him


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4395114 - 07/12/05 08:29 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
some hick probably ate it...my grandma had this huge snapping turtle in her pond that was eating ducklings so she paid these hicks to catch it...they said they were gonna eat it.




hicks?


turtle is fucking good ...

hicks..


bahfu


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: goobler]
    #4395115 - 07/12/05 08:32 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

What did you have for breakfast?


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4395130 - 07/12/05 08:41 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
i mean how fast can one go





:rofl:

hehe for some reason i found that very funny.

:lol:


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: Krishna]
    #4395138 - 07/12/05 08:48 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Depends on how much the owner modified the turtle.


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: Hanky]
    #4395156 - 07/12/05 09:02 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

ok today I had biscuits and gravy and a raw egg
with coffee


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Re: $2,000 turtle [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4395237 - 07/12/05 10:34 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

if it made it to the water it could be days ahead of you...


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