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OfflineJalruza
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Got busted last night
    #4391701 - 07/11/05 09:44 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Been out for a long country drive when i see this big ... BIRD sitting on a road, beside it some kind of rabbit and the bird, is munching away, tearing it apart and flapping its wings like some fucking teradactil! FLAP FLAP FLAP!!!




Its a good 1/4 of a mile between me and the car ahead of me so i drive out onto other side of the road and drive right around it in a tight beautifully executed maneur....  thats when the car ahead of me starts flashing lighst at me as if im some blind pensioner unable to hold a grip of steering wheel.

Btw the car ahead of me also HAD to be police ford station vagon. They pass me by and in rear view i see them hitting breaks. The slow down, make u turn ...............

I had bout 5 grams of weed and hash with, i should have chucked it out the window at first instance but noo ... for some reason i tunred to a side road and THEN started throwing it out as the coppers gained on me and recorded it on video camera...

I was driving 1995 caprice with sports injection and i had 50 mile strech of country road before next town, should have hit the gas and see who is who :laugh:


Edited by Ewok (07/14/05 08:37 AM)


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391704 - 07/11/05 09:46 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

weak sauce my friend. Hope it turns out for you. What state are you in, know what the laws are like??


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391705 - 07/11/05 09:46 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i feel i got hefty fines coming up

i think im gonna open paypal donation account :P


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391709 - 07/11/05 09:48 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

good luck bro


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391710 - 07/11/05 09:49 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

EU

I didnt even realise that weed was arrestable offence any more, but the fact that they saw me throwih shit out the car made all the difference. i panicked too much, should have stayed on the road as if nothing happened, i bet they wouldnt even search me at all

i bet the porky belly behind the wheel got all up tight when i drove out on his side of the road.


Edited by Ewok (07/11/05 10:41 AM)


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391712 - 07/11/05 09:49 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

That sucks man, that really does suck.

Should of hit the gas  :nonono:


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4391722 - 07/11/05 09:58 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You panicked, bad luck. I hope they dont sting you too hard.


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391733 - 07/11/05 10:05 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I wish id taken this with me in my boot!!



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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391741 - 07/11/05 10:09 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

one of the questions they asked me after they pulled me over - why am i driving with bare feet ...


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391751 - 07/11/05 10:14 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

CHAIN SAW JUSTICE.



i can almost hear the cops shouting - TURN YOUR CHAIN SAW ENGINE OFF! lol


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391791 - 07/11/05 10:40 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

btw while i was at the station they took photos, finger printed me and took samples of DNA....................


finger printing machine was an electonic scaner, my fingers were really sweaty and kept rolling all over the place causing corrupt images, computer kept blipping and blipping and the cops were getting furious! To aid things i lightly twisted and turned my finger ever so lightly that they couldnt notice it but my finger print would get shape distorted all over the place, eventually they gave up on my fingers and i had 3 o 4 thumbs voided and the rest were send off ! RONFLMAO!!!!


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391800 - 07/11/05 10:43 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ewok said:
CHAIN SAW JUSTICE.



i can almost hear the cops shouting - TURN YOUR CHAIN SAW ENGINE OFF! lol






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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391803 - 07/11/05 10:45 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Disobedience is fun.


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Hanky]
    #4391810 - 07/11/05 10:53 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Moral of the story? Install bull bars and next time you see a bunny get into 5th gear


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391813 - 07/11/05 10:57 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, bunnies are vermin anyway.


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4391983 - 07/11/05 12:18 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

so wait....Ewok is cadam too?

puppets are not allowed.


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: Jalruza]
    #4392039 - 07/11/05 12:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

What you make you freak out and start throwing shit everywhere? It seems like you were kind of asking to get arrested...


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: afoaf]
    #4392043 - 07/11/05 12:40 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
so wait....Ewok is cadam too?

puppets are not allowed.




is this true?

I didn't think he was...hmmm


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: goobler]
    #4392081 - 07/11/05 12:55 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

he could have just been using the photo cadam posted.

ewok always seemed a bit smarter than our resident
computer chav, cadam.


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Re: Got busted last night [Re: afoaf]
    #4392091 - 07/11/05 01:00 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Damn the motherfucker in that pic must be deformed.


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