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 dnL
stranger thanstrange
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 funny way to start the day: 
#4384210 - 07/08/05 02:11 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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yesterday i got this message on myspace from this pretty good looking girl, who only had 1 picture, and 1 friend, so i thought maybe she was from some pr0n website. she sends me this message:
from "durtydancer":
Hi How are you?
I was just browsing people around the
area and I came across your profile. Looks interesting.
Would you wanna chat sometime? Get to know each other and hang out sometime? I have a lot more pics I can let you see also if you want.
If you're interested I tell you what...If you don't mind, why don't you email me at my regular address. It's just a lot more convenient for me 'cause I don't check this mail too often. My username there is SxMusic55 the at sign and hot mail dot com.
Sound good?
Hope To talk to you soon.
See ya.
so i sent some cheesy response back since it seemed a little shady and she wrote me back already:
Hi there, how's it going? Thanks for responding back to me. How did
your week go? I know i'm glad it's Friday. I'm ready to have some fun this weekend! I just moved to the Milwaukee area from St. Louis for my job (sales). Kind of a different world out here, so i'm still kind of adjusting and finding my way around. Not to mention I really don't know anyone around here. I definitely want to meet up with you soon if you're down! According to the site, I live close by so we could really meet whenever you want. Maybe you could show me around a bit? Oh and guess what?! I have tickets to the Brewers game Friday night July 15th at 7:05. I know they're not the best team but I love going to baseball games. So much fun!! And I heard the stadium is beautiful. I would love for you to go with me! Are you interested??
Anyway, those pics I told you about, I have a lot posted on my newest
personal, they're at... http://www.dedicatedlust.com/sara00
My profile is listed in that site under "NotSoInnocent". I wanted to
post my personal info (i.e. phone # and my personal email address) there for 3 real simple reasons. 1) It's DISCREET! 2) I never have to worry about being contacted by children since only adults are allowed in the site and 3) I know all the replies I receive are genuine. I've met 3 people off of this site, and it's truly made me feel safe. I had a nightmare of an experience in the past that I don't want to happen again. Thats all I've got to say right now, let's just plan on meeting soon! Cause you know what that means...
I hope you like 'em
Talk to you soon!!
Bye!!
Sara
so yea, i don't really know what to make of the whole situation. i don't have a "cyberid" so i can't even go check out that website, and i don't even know why she'd be on it in the first place ...
but yea, here's her pic
seems worth a shot i'd say. i don't know what the hell her intentions are or even if she's a real person ... we'll have to see
peace!
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 drtyfrnk
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 Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: dnL]
#4384217 - 07/08/05 02:13 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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and whoa, was that ever forward of her to invite you to that game man. go with capt. kirk AND HIT THAT!
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It's Krang, Bitch! 
Edited by drtyfrnk (07/08/05 02:15 PM)
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felix
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: dnL]
#4384235 - 07/08/05 02:17 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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it all seems a bit fishy to me...
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: dnL]
#4384239 - 07/08/05 02:18 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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GO GO GO GO GO GO
/hit it, twice
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Harbinger
The Power of theRiff Compels Me
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: felix]
#4384240 - 07/08/05 02:19 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, me too.
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Toddo
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: felix]
#4384242 - 07/08/05 02:19 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
felix said:
it all seems a bit fishy to me...
be careful.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: felix]
#4384243 - 07/08/05 02:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
felix said:
it all seems a bit fishy to me...
It does seem fishy to me too, especially with a pic like that. Tell her to wear something that only she would wear and tell her that you'll be wearing such and such, show up wearing something different and make sure she is who she says she is :P
But seriously, watch out. *cough* kidnapping *cough*
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It's Krang, Bitch!
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
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 Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: felix]
#4384245 - 07/08/05 02:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, that smells a little dodgy to me too....
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dnL
stranger thanstrange
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: drtyfrnk]
#4384246 - 07/08/05 02:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
drtyfrnk said:
*cough* kidnapping *cough*
she can kidnap me and do whatever she wants 
i'm just gonna ask for her number and we'll see what happens from there
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Toddo
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: dnL]
#4384253 - 07/08/05 02:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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errr...yes. Talk with her on the phone.
Things just dont look right.
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LethalX5
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: drtyfrnk]
#4384254 - 07/08/05 02:25 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
felix said:
it all seems a bit fishy to me...
ya i think so also
Quote:
drtyfrnk said:
It does seem fishy to me too, especially with a pic like that. Tell her to wear something that only she would wear and tell her that you'll be wearing such and such, show up wearing something different and make sure she is who she says she is :P
But seriously, watch out. *cough* kidnapping *cough*
This would be a good idea. but if she saw his myspace she knows what he looks like. Send a friend.
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Le_Canard
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: dnL]
#4384260 - 07/08/05 02:26 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Worth a look, I suppose. But if she charges by the minute for a phone call....well, I'm sure you already know....
But good luck! You might strike gold. 
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trendal
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: dnL]
#4384266 - 07/08/05 02:28 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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*SEXY woman walks in and sits down*
"hi Dave"
"hey, baby! how you doin?"
"I'm good. Dave, I've got something important to tell you..."
"Uh, ok..."
*zzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiippppppppp*
"HEY BUDDY! WANT TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS??? ALL NATURAL!"
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But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: Le_Canard]
#4384267 - 07/08/05 02:29 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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be careful if she gives you a 1 900 number ... naw, just kidding, talk with her on that one too. :P
Remember, let this guy  do the thinking 
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It's Krang, Bitch!
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lowdominion
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: drtyfrnk]
#4384271 - 07/08/05 02:31 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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she might be going after you kidneys for the blackmarket
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TYL3R
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: trendal]
#4384278 - 07/08/05 02:36 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said:
*SEXY woman walks in and sits down*
"hi Dave"
"hey, baby! how you doin?"
"I'm good. Dave, I've got something important to tell you..."
"Uh, ok..."
*zzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiippppppppp*
"HEY BUDDY! WANT TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS??? ALL NATURAL!"
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l33tmouse
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: lowdominion]
#4384298 - 07/08/05 02:44 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
lowdominion said:
she might be going after you kidneys for the blackmarket
I need new kidneys!!! 4 real tho! give em up!
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DeathCompany
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: l33tmouse]
#4384338 - 07/08/05 03:06 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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ha ya watchout for those date rape pills they really do work
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drtyfrnk
PresidentialCandidate 2008
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: l33tmouse]
#4384350 - 07/08/05 03:08 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Especially with a name like durtydancer, i mean, what kind of self degrading woman puts that as her name?
I don't know but I know kirk would hit that like a fucking king.
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It's Krang, Bitch!
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
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Re: funny way to start the day: [Re: drtyfrnk]
#4384359 - 07/08/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do it up
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