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Offlinetomk
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I did it.
    #4381886 - 07/08/05 12:43 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Hey guys. Long time since I've been on these boards. I've been making an effort to spend less time online so I've only been lurking here lately. But, I wanted to share some news in my personal life.

With the support of my parents, I've been able to complete a program to deprogram the demons that have made me struggle with homosexuality. Last night, I had sexual intercourse with a woman, my wife, for the first time, and I've finally understood the error of my ways. I'm glad that Jesus has given me the strength to concur this demon.

It's so great not to have to worry about being gay anymore.

I did it!


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OfflineRandolph_Carter
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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381890 - 07/08/05 12:45 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Congratulations, however you did it.
A job well done.


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381891 - 07/08/05 12:45 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

is there some sort of patch for that now?  i didn't think it was something that would just go away:confused:


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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381893 - 07/08/05 12:46 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You're kidding right? I better check your post history.


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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381912 - 07/08/05 12:53 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, demons give you the ghey. And I'm Pee-Wee Herman.


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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381913 - 07/08/05 12:53 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

tomk said:
Hey guys.  Long time since I've been on these boards.  I've been making an effort to spend less time online so I've only been lurking here lately.  But, I wanted to share some news in my personal life.

With the support of my parents, I've been able to complete a program to deprogram the demons that have made me struggle with homosexuality.  Last night, I had sexual intercourse with a woman, my wife, for the first time, and I've finally understood the error of my ways.  I'm glad that Jesus has given me the strength to concur this demon. 

It's so great not to have to worry about being gay anymore.

I did it!




haha
good one.

welcome back man :thumbup:
you are one of my favorite posters.


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381917 - 07/08/05 12:55 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381920 - 07/08/05 12:56 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Was it better than a guy?


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Offlinetomk
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Re: I did it. [Re: Vvellum]
    #4381939 - 07/08/05 01:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
Quote:

tomk said:
Hey guys.  Long time since I've been on these boards.  I've been making an effort to spend less time online so I've only been lurking here lately.  But, I wanted to share some news in my personal life.

With the support of my parents, I've been able to complete a program to deprogram the demons that have made me struggle with homosexuality.  Last night, I had sexual intercourse with a woman, my wife, for the first time, and I've finally understood the error of my ways.  I'm glad that Jesus has given me the strength to concur this demon. 

It's so great not to have to worry about being gay anymore.

I did it!




haha
good one.

welcome back man :thumbup:
you are one of my favorite posters.




No joke man.  One of the things that always came up while I was tripping was this sort of mental shakeup that always came when I thought about the deviant sex I was having.  My counselers helped me see that the reaction was caused by the fact that I knew in my heart that my behavior was wrong, man.  We disagreed about the merits of psychedelic drugs, quite harshly, but in the end my counselers decided it was more important for me to use my psychedelic experiences to help exstinguish my deviant behaviors then to continue the argument in an unconstructive way.


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Offlinedbar
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Re: I did it. [Re: Boom]
    #4381974 - 07/08/05 01:10 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

My psychiatrist always said a big rhohipnol and a nice nap would make those feelings go away. I was always sore for weeks after those sessions.


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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4381979 - 07/08/05 01:11 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

How did you have sex with your wife for the first time just recently (unless you just wed)?


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Offlinetomk
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Re: I did it. [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4381990 - 07/08/05 01:13 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I would think that one would imply from the fact that I just had my first sex with my wife that I just got married.

But maybe some of you shroomerites are too dense.

The best thing is, I'm catholic, so the tons of anal sex and oral sex (often with 4 or 5 guys at the same time) and all the BDSM stuff I was into doesn't even technically count against my virginity. I got married a virgin just like my priest would of wanted.


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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4382031 - 07/08/05 01:23 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Well congrats man. If you're happy thats all that matters.

And good job for you on not having sex till marriage. I am religious but I don't think about the whole abstinance thing untill marriage. But I do believe and practice that sex is something that would be more meaningful if waited for until the perfect person came around.


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Offlinetomk
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Re: I did it. [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4382081 - 07/08/05 01:36 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Actually, I didn't become a catholic ex-gay.

What I did do instead was come out to my best friend in real life. I've been trying to do this for a while (talking explicitly about my sex life on here was part of that), but I always felt like "there's a small chance I won't still have this friend if I do this." and always gave it up at the last minute. She moved out of town recently and suggested I move to her area because I'd be happier there, when my lease is up, and in talking about moving, I came out to her so that if I did move I could be myself when it happened. It went good (she said "I thought so" which is among the best possible responses I was anticipating.) I just spent the whole time trying not to freak out or cry into the phone. I feel so much better now.

I also feel like I can trip again. I got a pretty strong message last time I took a high dose that I was not welcome back into machine elf mayan calander happy funtimes land again until I had resolved this. Saturday mushrooms here I come!


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OfflineBobo
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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4382110 - 07/08/05 01:43 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:rotfl:  :thumbup:

Congratulations on transcending your baser natures.  :laugh:


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Re: I did it. [Re: Bobo]
    #4382125 - 07/08/05 01:48 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

god damn christians and their way of forcing their relegion :jesus:          :machinegun:


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Offlinetomk
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Re: I did it. [Re: Bobo]
    #4382127 - 07/08/05 01:48 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

The best part is it was my birthday a few days ago and I have 4 guys who I am hot for (and a few I am not) lined up to give me birthday spankings.  They are all serious about making it hurt, which means I have at least 4 days of great sex ahead of me. 

Maybe I didn't get cured.  :lol:


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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4382134 - 07/08/05 01:50 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

maybe you didnt and that would mean your own beleifs would be sending you straight to hell


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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4382200 - 07/08/05 02:05 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Just use lube.  You won't _feel_ like a slut, but you'll still know you are one.  :wink:


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the pub mods are a cancer on our society as a whole.
pantsboy said:
Do kittens contain mescaline?  Because they should.

My GF & ME :heart:


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Re: I did it. [Re: tomk]
    #4382265 - 07/08/05 02:24 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Good, Jesus is always right.


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