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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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assaulted by little girls
    #4367506 - 07/03/05 09:02 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Two weeks ago I get off work. I called my Dad and talked as I drove home. When I arrove home my roommate ran out and told me to block the car in front of me. So I hung up the phone, blocked the car and got out of my car. It was a car of young teen girls. My roommate said that they pulled in and started screaming in the drive way. Then one threw a beer bottle in my garden. So I told them I was calling the cops. They threw the car in reverse. They almost ran over my roommate and swiped my car.

It turns out that the girls don't like my roommates girlfriend. So in return they pelt my house with bottles. Dumb girls. They were all smashed, young, and driving.


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InvisibleTrav
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4367514 - 07/03/05 09:06 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Damn bitches. :shakes fist:

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Offlinekosmic_charlie
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4367559 - 07/03/05 09:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)



Seriously though, that sucks.


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OfflineDobie
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #4367569 - 07/03/05 09:26 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

i hate drunk bitches really man they are always up to no good. at least when my women gets drunk she just gets horny and giggly.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4367650 - 07/03/05 09:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

aw fuck, that would piss me off to no end.
Find out where they live and have a little fun with THEIR houses

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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4367657 - 07/03/05 09:53 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Boiledmeatloaf said:
aw fuck, that would piss me off to no end.
Find out where they live and have a little fun with THEIR houses




:yesnod:


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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: Toddo]
    #4374127 - 07/05/05 11:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I found out what her name was. I looked up her number and called her parents.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4374149 - 07/05/05 11:23 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

hahahaha you told on her haha. so what the 'rents say?

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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4374177 - 07/05/05 11:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

They said they were having trouble with her this summer and that they were sorry. But that must suck to have a 16 year old daughter who drinks and drives and throws bottles at random people's houses.


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4374230 - 07/05/05 11:54 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You should beat her ass


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4374240 - 07/05/05 11:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Hell yeah you should have maced the bitch. That would have been some funny shit. :grin:


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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4374309 - 07/06/05 12:14 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
You should beat her ass




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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: RESTLESS]
    #4374400 - 07/06/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Beat the living shit out of her. KILL-A-HOE.


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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4374402 - 07/06/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

p.s. I don't condone violence towards women in the slightest.


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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4374444 - 07/06/05 12:54 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

These girls were just so stupid. It was pathetic watching them try to drive away while they could barely even say a sentence. If I was thinking straight I would have reached in the window and taken the keys.


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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4374450 - 07/06/05 12:55 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Cap'n Slap-A-Hoe?


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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: Dobie]
    #4374474 - 07/06/05 01:02 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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dobie said:
at least when my women gets drunk she just gets horny and giggly.




:yesnod: :penis:


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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4374498 - 07/06/05 01:09 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You should have. I'll bet you could have slept with at least one of them. Plus, if you were hitting it from behind you could smash a bottle over her head to get back at her.


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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4374658 - 07/06/05 02:14 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I am calling the one girls house tomorrow and having her come over to pick up the glass. There is still alot around.


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Re: assaulted by little girls [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #4374665 - 07/06/05 02:17 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)



Is she at least cute?


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