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info about that dude with a message from jesus's website
    #4370722 - 07/04/05 11:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

i went to the guy with jesus's message earlier and its a christian message board. i posted that the bible saved me today
and the reply i got was

  "Have you set up a weekly donation plan with our church? Until you do you are worthless human snot."

haha i didn't know the people insane as on that website existed
i just thought it was a funny story and wanted to share the laughter  :tongue2:


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: mtw397]
    #4370728 - 07/04/05 11:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Pssst....that website is an intentional parody....

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4370738 - 07/04/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

yeah all the people on the website are like that too
i thought it was a joke when that guy made a post on here


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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: mtw397]
    #4370757 - 07/04/05 11:31 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, I've been reading that site for some time now. It's pretty hilarious, and really points out the hypocrisy of some fundie Xtian churches.

For a really disturbing look at this though, check out the Westboro Baptist Church website. This is NOT a parody, and it's rather unsettling to think that such a group exists.... :thumbdown:

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4370764 - 07/04/05 11:34 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You know what I love?  When you're driving along I-80 through the midwest and you stop to pee at a rest stop and find these poorly laid-out, poorly-written, fire and brimstone pamphlets from some random rural baptist church.  Freek-33!  :shocked:


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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4370767 - 07/04/05 11:35 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

lol @ "Matthew Shepard has been in hell for 2459 days.
Eternity - 2459 days = Eternity"

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4370774 - 07/04/05 11:37 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

It's always disturbing to see anything about that 'gods hates fags' church. It's really unbelievable, and sad. Especially the pictures with the kids holding signs. ugh

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Trav]
    #4370795 - 07/04/05 11:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Bobo - I consider myself lucky if I find a Jack Chick pamphlet - it's always good for a laugh or three! :grin:

Yeah, I hear ya, Trav. But that's not all they do. They've taken to protesting at slain soldier's funerals, justifying that they died because they believe God hates America (for allowing homosexuality) and that they deserved to die because of it. These people have no decency at all.... :shake:

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4370812 - 07/04/05 11:48 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

They also picketed Mathew Sheppards funeral, the gay guy who was murdered a few years back. Absolutely sickening.

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Trav]
    #4370954 - 07/05/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Seeing those kids in the t-shirts makes me feel a bit sick


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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Footprint]
    #4371052 - 07/05/05 01:20 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

What t-shirts?




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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Adden]
    #4372688 - 07/05/05 03:38 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

on their message board
the post where a lady says she is going to europe to save wiccans
one guy talks about how he has 12 witches held captive that are too dangerous to be let go
i can't post the link cause i think they banned the IP of my computer
but i can not explain the horror i felt when reading this

this is true insanity

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showforum=3


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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: mtw397]
    #4372848 - 07/05/05 04:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Un$aved not welcome....man what a crock of shit
They seriously use the $ sign instead of a s
What kind of church wouldnt welcome the unsaved?
Hell isnt hot enough for those fuckheads


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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4373493 - 07/05/05 08:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

If you don't agree with Landover Baptist Church (and God), then follow the simple instructions entitled "UNSAVED UNWELCOME" and remove yourself from it. Our site is intended only to be viewed by Church Members and those truely seeking Jesus.

Begone demon, and be about the Devil's business, because the Saved do not wish to have their nostrils assaulted by your presence!


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2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4373499 - 07/05/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"Bob" pwns j00! :razz:

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: YouthPastorMarty]
    #4373502 - 07/05/05 08:04 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

This really cant be real? is it? Can you please explain what goal your trying to reach by creating so much hate?

Is that site reaL?


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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Toddo]
    #4373504 - 07/05/05 08:04 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Naw, it's a big joke.... :wink:

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4373507 - 07/05/05 08:06 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

sorry...it just blows my mind to think theres actually a community of people like that. wow...thats all i can really say. Its pretty sad.


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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4373513 - 07/05/05 08:07 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Yeah, I've been reading that site for some time now. It's pretty hilarious, and really points out the hypocrisy of some fundie Xtian churches.

For a really disturbing look at this though, check out the Westboro Baptist Church website. This is NOT a parody, and it's rather unsettling to think that such a group exists.... :thumbdown:




That's goin in my sig  :evil:

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Re: info about that dude with a message from jesus's website [Re: Toddo]
    #4373515 - 07/05/05 08:08 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Check out Westboro Baptist Church. These kooks ARE for real! :eek:

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