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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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5 years to live.
    #4371045 - 07/05/05 01:18 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

How would you react if you found that you only have about 5 years to live until you die from a horrible disease?
I think i'd just live the same life as I am now. Just when the years get fewer I'd start to worry about the thought of death.

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4371058 - 07/05/05 01:22 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I would start picking off innocent civilians.





One by one.





Starting with j00.



:wink:

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4371062 - 07/05/05 01:23 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Have you been to the old lady psychic down in the local projects again? :grin:

Seriously though, Id probably try to round up as much money as possible and travel to all of the places Iv wanted to go throughout my life.


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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4371063 - 07/05/05 01:23 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I would be sad because I would miss out on certain things.

My kids growing up. Meeting shroomerites, doing certain drugs.
Seeing what happens on 20-12-2012, knowing I would die horribly.

I would be happy, because at least I would know when I would die.


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InvisiblePaulAtreides
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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4371067 - 07/05/05 01:24 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

What made you think this way?


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4371071 - 07/05/05 01:26 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: Good guess

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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4371073 - 07/05/05 01:26 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

It just came to my mind. I was watching aqua teen hunger force, trying to think of a good post hahaha

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4371098 - 07/05/05 01:32 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I would quit school right now, hop a train with a few ounces of mushrooms and some DMT to keep me company, and go set up camp in a tree, eat and smoke all of it in like 24 hours, and then jump out of the tree and fly away to a better place.
If the top of a tree can be beaten.


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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Footprint]
    #4371620 - 07/05/05 08:39 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Five years is a long time. I think I could do quite a bit in five years, provided I had enough money to do it.

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4371624 - 07/05/05 08:41 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'd be dancing around that I have 4 more than I thought!


:ass:

:penis:

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4371629 - 07/05/05 08:44 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I would be very very sad. After that I would try to to travel and spend time with my loved ones. Or I would punch the doctor and say "you're wrong biatch!" and then beat the disease.

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Footprint]
    #4371672 - 07/05/05 09:03 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

3 yrs ago a doctor gave me 2 yrs to live...Im at a minus 1 yr to live
Aint that some shit :tongue:


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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4371675 - 07/05/05 09:04 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

That is some shit, way to prove those assholes wrong. Why did they give you 3 years to live?

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Trav]
    #4371705 - 07/05/05 09:21 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I had testicular cancer in my left ball and in my abdomen
Im supposed to be doing chemo again but im not gonna do it
I feel pretty damn good right now and i can still work better than most 20 yr olds
I worked 13 hrs straight saturday ...tough hot work in attics,rooftops ectera
I take a shitload of Excedrine Migrane aspirins for pain
I can get oxys or pretty much any opiate for pain but it really doesnt help that much
Opiates just make me sicker anyway


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WDYWFM?
I just want full access damnit
Rono he hate me...
I'm going to be reading every post that you make...and anything that even remotely offends me is going to get your ass banned. How you like 'dem apples asshole?






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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4371719 - 07/05/05 09:28 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'll dance on your grave

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4371721 - 07/05/05 09:28 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, well good luck brother.  With all things considered it sounds like your doing pretty good.  :sun:

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: Adden]
    #4371723 - 07/05/05 09:28 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'd also choose an insane killing spree.

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: goobler]
    #4371728 - 07/05/05 09:30 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
I'll dance on your grave



I shure hope so...just dont fall down sonny boy :smirk:


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WDYWFM?
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Rono he hate me...
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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4371736 - 07/05/05 09:33 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

If I do I know I'll fall on the greenest lushest grass ever...

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Re: 5 years to live. [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4371745 - 07/05/05 09:35 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

so I guess that means that you won't be joining me in any opium dens in Singapore.

everyone should experience that...at least once in a life time.

:smirk:


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