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OfflineRuNE
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none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again.
    #4363105 - 07/02/05 03:10 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Kenyan, 73, kills leopard with bare hands

NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M?Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M?Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard?s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal?s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

?It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,? he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer?s wrist and mauled him with its claws. ?A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,? M?Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M?Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

?This guy is very lucky to be alive,? Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident. 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/

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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: RuNE]
    #4363110 - 07/02/05 03:12 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

they build 'em tough out there....


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4363115 - 07/02/05 03:15 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

That is hardcore


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: RuNE]
    #4363161 - 07/02/05 03:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

damn that is some crazy shit. ud be feared by everyone after that


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4363205 - 07/02/05 03:42 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Seriously. Those Kenyans...they are hardcore to the max. I mean anyone who carries around a machete to do their day to day chores..that's sweet.


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: freddurgan]
    #4363214 - 07/02/05 03:44 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

That's definately very ballsy. That dudes lucky he didnt get his arm torn off.


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4363229 - 07/02/05 03:50 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

seriously, it would only of taken one chomp of that leopard and his arm would of been off. if i were him i would of just stuck the machete down its throat instead


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4363240 - 07/02/05 03:55 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Hell yeah dude I wouldnt have risked my arm. I would have done as you said or I would have tried to cut its throat. Those Kenyans are some crazy bastards thats for sure. hah.


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4363250 - 07/02/05 03:59 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

for sure. thatd be a fun place to visit to


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4364231 - 07/02/05 09:26 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

thats nothin, when i was like 10 years old i was riding my bike, and this big black dog jumped out from behind a fence and started chasin me...and you KNOW i outran that motha fucka  :cool:

but the kenyan guy is a badass too, i guess


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: RuNE]
    #4364238 - 07/02/05 09:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

holy shit, I didn't think I'd get an article for that. Man, I fucked that bitch up.


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4364248 - 07/02/05 09:32 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Hahaha.

Classy.


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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: RuNE]
    #4364249 - 07/02/05 09:32 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

That Leopard was just a pussy.... so to speak. :tongue:



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Re: none of you are ever allowed to feel hardcore about anything ever again. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4364256 - 07/02/05 09:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Tell that to the leopards face.


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