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OfflineDrink_Punk_Soda
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Got kicked in the nuts by god
    #4359048 - 07/01/05 12:16 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Argh. So I've been unemployed for two weeks, applying to various places, and waiting on one really good job to follow up. Today, I got a call from two different companies, neither of which I applied to, who got my resume off of various job hunt sites, asking me to come in for interviews. Normally, I'd be stoked- except they both said they require drug testing. I've been smoking daily for about a month now, since the one big job I've been waiting for doesn't test.

It just sucks, I haven't been able to find anything so far and when it finds me, I can't take it. Unless anyone knows of a surefire detox, but I'm not holding my breath.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4359088 - 07/01/05 12:29 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Get some detoxification drinks from your local head shop. It may work as long as you follow the directions.





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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4359093 - 07/01/05 12:30 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah get the ones with money back guarantees... keep your receipts and if you fail, you can get your money back.

I've used one once, it worked fine. Good luck.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Adamist]
    #4359098 - 07/01/05 12:32 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

^^^^See, it works. Follow the directions and good luck.





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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Adamist]
    #4359099 - 07/01/05 12:33 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks guys!  :laugh:

I might just try that, I figure the worst case scenario is I don't get the job.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4360174 - 07/01/05 05:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Hmm, might not have to worry about it.  I just got a call back an hour ago from a much better, computer industry job, that doesn't test.    :wink:


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4360185 - 07/01/05 05:17 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Sweet! See? Your balls are fine, huh?


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
    #4360199 - 07/01/05 05:21 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I still have a detox drink that I bought a few months back in false-alarm.
It certainly doesn't hurt to have around!


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Adamist]
    #4360214 - 07/01/05 05:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

detox drinks suck and barely ever work get get some clean piss and join the sub club its easy put piss in a plastic bag taped to your leg put a heat pack on the other side and substitute clean piss


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: lowdominion]
    #4360220 - 07/01/05 05:26 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

god wears sandals, not steel toed boots, you will be fine :smile:


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4360266 - 07/01/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't even want to take a nut shot barefoot!

I'm not really liking the idea of taping a bag of urine to my leg while wearing a good suit, although I'm sure that's a workable option.  If only I knew anyone around this summer I hadn't already smoked with...  :wink:

It'll all work out, I have faith in fate.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: lowdominion]
    #4360275 - 07/01/05 05:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

they test the temp right after you go come out of the bathroom. If you where to take clean pee...it would have to stay around the range of 96-100degrees.

I say you should see if you can put the test off for 3 weeks or so. Say your going on along vacation...just an idea.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Toddo]
    #4360377 - 07/01/05 06:09 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not planning on taking clean pee, mostly because I honestly don't think I could find any. I also can't delay the job that long, I need to get back to being employed as soon as possible. If I get an interview with the computer job, I won't have to worry about it at all. If not, I'll just try one of the detox products with a guarantee, because those other of jobs are a dime a dozen around here.

The interesting thing about one of the two jobs that called today was, the guy I spoke to told me a drug screening would be required for employment and would be administered the same day as the interview, directly after the verbal portion of the interview. I guess they figure most people would be way too nervous to sit with a bag of pee in their shorts during an interview?


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: lowdominion]
    #4360576 - 07/01/05 07:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

The detox drink I had worked, and if it didn't I would of gotten double my money back.
You just take proof of failure of a drug test along with the receipt of the drink and mail it to them.
I forget what brand it was though.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Adamist]
    #4360596 - 07/01/05 07:13 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My friend used that shit and got caught.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Adamist]
    #4360599 - 07/01/05 07:14 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

A friend of mine was getting drug tested so I gave him a detox drink I had around. It worked, and just like adamist said, it had a double money back guarantee. My friend was a daily smoker at the time too.


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Re: Got kicked in the nuts by god [Re: Trav]
    #4360604 - 07/01/05 07:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You just have to follow the directions.
You have to drink it within a certain time-frame before taking the test... it doesn't detox your urine permanently. :tongue:


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