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InvisibleJim
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Become an Ordained Minister:
    #4358982 - 07/01/05 11:51 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Bored web browsing, and thinking about a conversation I had with Phluck in the hotel room of Cedar Point led me to a search on becoming an ordained minister.  There are a few interesting sites out there.  Like:
http://www.beerchurch.com/ordination.htm
http://northernway.org/ordain.html
http://www.ulc.org/
http://www.wcm.org/
http://www.thelovechurch.org/onlineordination.html
http://www.witchvox.com/vn/cl/usil_cl.html

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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/ordained_satanic_ministers.htm said
Should it be surprising to see Satanic ministers when society is already being infested with Homosexual Ministers?  Why should God bless America?  Our freedom gave us a right to be wrong, but not do wrong.  Witchcraft is wrong.  Homosexuality is wrong.  History proves that nations who rebelled against God's laws eventually fell to ruin.




:lol:

I just had to share that quote from jesus-is-savior...  christians amaze me sometimes...


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Jim]
    #4359001 - 07/01/05 12:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

we should think up a religion for the shroomery, one that involves shrooms, you know how they let indians use peyote for religious cermonies. plus we could have an online store and use the money for gatherings and not pay taxes on it. The consumer-fascists would never allow it to happen in America, but it might be a lot of fun to try, unless they get the media and fbi/cia/atf to smash on us like they always do to alternative movements. :jesus:


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Pink_buffalo2000]
    #4359008 - 07/01/05 12:02 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

we can take out the squirt guns when they come to get us.


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Pink_buffalo2000]
    #4359015 - 07/01/05 12:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

don't forget the nsa/ins/fdny/nra/dea/bbq


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: BloodNOil]
    #4359019 - 07/01/05 12:07 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

and NYPD


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Jim]
    #4359114 - 07/01/05 12:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'm in...
I want to be an insane minister though, burning down rival churches and whatnot.


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Jim]
    #4359157 - 07/01/05 12:53 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

When my wife and I got married, we decided that we weren't
going to have a minister do it...neither of us really attend church
or have a particular interest in doing so.

So we asked our good friend to marry us.

She did some online thing, paid $50 and got a license to perform
marriages....she is an ordained minister of the love church of
california.

it's cool.


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Adamist]
    #4359161 - 07/01/05 12:54 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I think the beerchurch does that...


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Pink_buffalo2000]
    #4359197 - 07/01/05 01:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Pink_buffalo2000 said:
we should think up a religion for the shroomery, one that involves shrooms, you know how they let indians use peyote for religious cermonies. plus we could have an online store and use the money for gatherings and not pay taxes on it. The consumer-fascists would never allow it to happen in America, but it might be a lot of fun to try, unless they get the media and fbi/cia/atf to smash on us like they always do to alternative movements. :jesus:




Creating a mushroom religion is not a bad idea, but it wont fly. The THC Ministry is still fighting with the supreme court over their "religious" rights to smoke weed. Besides, you can't really "establish" a religion overnight. It has to be shaped by generations and generations before it will get any recognition.

Pluto


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Jim]
    #4359201 - 07/01/05 01:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I wanna be a minister just for the title.





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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: afoaf]
    #4359362 - 07/01/05 01:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
When my wife and I got married, we decided that we weren't
going to have a minister do it...neither of us really attend church
or have a particular interest in doing so.

So we asked our good friend to marry us.

She did some online thing, paid $50 and got a license to perform
marriages....she is an ordained minister of the love church of
california.

it's cool.




Yeah, that's what Chandler and Monica did on Friends. Joey got ordained over the internet and performed the ceremony in a bloody WWI soldier costume...

... I watch too much Friends...


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Tien]
    #4359377 - 07/01/05 01:59 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Plutonium said:
Creating a mushroom religion is not a bad idea, but it wont fly. The THC Ministry is still fighting with the supreme court over their "religious" rights to smoke weed. Besides, you can't really "establish" a religion overnight. It has to be shaped by generations and generations before it will get any recognition.

Pluto




doesn't the spiritual use of entheogens since ancient history, acrossed every continent on earth (excluding Antarctica) count as a solid, legitimate basis for a mushroom religion?

wait, there already IS a mushroom religion, TONS of them...

god damn supreme court...


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: dr0mni]
    #4359399 - 07/01/05 02:04 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

We civilized folk don't recognize the savages though.


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Tien]
    #4359435 - 07/01/05 02:09 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Plutonium said:
Besides, you can't really "establish" a religion overnight. It has to be shaped by generations and generations before it will get any recognition.




Not true.

Anton Levey started the Satanic Church in 1966.

Scientology is a fairly new religion.

The only thing the government has an issue with are the "long haired, hippy type, druggie religions"


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: niteowl]
    #4359472 - 07/01/05 02:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Satan > psychedelics?


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Adamist]
    #4360104 - 07/01/05 04:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

sure, let em sacrifice goats and wear black clothes, screaming about Lucifer on a new moon. As long as they don't get high then what's the harm?


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: dr0mni]
    #4360167 - 07/01/05 05:14 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Who says you can't get high on goat sacrifice?


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Re: Become an Ordained Minister: [Re: Adamist]
    #4360268 - 07/01/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

it depends what kind of goat blood you drink, and how aged it is.


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