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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Owwwws
    #4358172 - 07/01/05 03:58 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I have a severe ear ache. It's so terrible and painful. i can't hear myself talk either which is really annoying.
Help me Pub.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358180 - 07/01/05 04:01 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

The Pub sends it's vibes.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358189 - 07/01/05 04:02 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

The magic man is doing it's works..



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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Owwwws [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4358193 - 07/01/05 04:03 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I think the vibes are making my other ear hurt


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358197 - 07/01/05 04:04 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Sometimes the pub's vibes are dangerous.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4358212 - 07/01/05 04:08 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
Sometimes the pub's vibes are dangerous.




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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358213 - 07/01/05 04:08 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Stick a needle in your ear, maybe.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4358413 - 07/01/05 05:03 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Well, i'm scared now. I was trying to sleep and I covered my ear only to find a sticky liquid seeping from my ear drum. I turned the light on only to find that blood is leaking out of my ear. WTF is going on?!? It started in my right ear, then my left ear. Now my head and eyes are killing me. Oh, and my jaw is in pain too. NOW it feels like my glans are getting swollen.
I'm made a doctors appointment, but it's on july 11. I think i'm going to die before it happens.
Anyone know what could be going on? I hope I don't have a golf ball sized tumor in my brain.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358417 - 07/01/05 05:05 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Boiledmeatloaf said:
Well, i'm scared now. I was trying to sleep and I covered my ear only to find a sticky liquid seeping from my ear drum. I turned the light on only to find that blood is leaking out of my ear. WTF is going on?!? It started in my right ear, then my left ear. Now my head and eyes are killing me. Oh, and my jaw is in pain too. NOW it feels like my glans are getting swollen.
I'm made a doctors appointment, but it's on july 11. I think i'm going to die before it happens.
Anyone know what could be going on? I hope I don't have a golf ball sized tumor in my brain.




Um Id go to the Emergency room if I were you man, seriously


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358419 - 07/01/05 05:06 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Your doomed, loafboi.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4358422 - 07/01/05 05:08 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

It sucks very badly.

I'm serious this time, no joke.

Maybe it's my wisdom teeth?


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358424 - 07/01/05 05:10 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

In all seriousness, I don't know what it could be. I know that occasionally I get intense ear pain, coupled with a sore jaw, but I always attribute that to the damage I did to my ears when I was a teen (massive lobe stretching, large gauge cartilage piercings).

Didn't you say that you'd recently got your lobes pierced?


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4358425 - 07/01/05 05:11 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

yea, I did it myself, too. Which isn't too smart I know. But I used a sterilized needle I got from a tattoo shop. I'm starting to see spots this fucking sucks balls


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358426 - 07/01/05 05:13 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Dude, you fucked your shit up. Take those earrings out (if you haven't already), clean your lobes real good, and hope for the best. (ie. no staph infection)


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4358432 - 07/01/05 05:16 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I took them out. I just got really dizzy and puked. I'm going to the hospital


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358435 - 07/01/05 05:17 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

good choice bro. Good luck man take care.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358436 - 07/01/05 05:17 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Post pics of said vomit, please.


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4358437 - 07/01/05 05:18 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: :beer:


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4358441 - 07/01/05 05:21 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

No camera, sorry
but i'm off. I don't want to move, but it's for the best I think. Fucking hospitals and their 4 hour waiting periods with their high priced bills


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Re: Owwwws [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4358444 - 07/01/05 05:23 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

oh I thought you were in Canada......you should get fake ID so they can't bill ya heh.


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