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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack.....
    #4357385 - 06/30/05 10:25 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Who's would it be? For me personally it would be icing sugar out of Sharapova's nether regions, but then again this post was kind of predictable coming from me :grin:




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InvisibleRavus
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357391 - 06/30/05 10:28 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Probably Oprah, to be honest.

During one of her fat stages.



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Invisiblefearfect
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357392 - 06/30/05 10:28 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

i think i'm good. snort all the poo-coke you want

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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: fearfect]
    #4357399 - 06/30/05 10:31 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

JLO !!11!

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InvisiblePaulAtreides
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357402 - 06/30/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Damn your a perv...mine would be Melanie Griffiths ass butt

Ive had the hotts for her for 20 yrs now :tongue:


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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: fearfect]
    #4357405 - 06/30/05 10:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)



I'd rail one off Angelina Jolies bumhole in a second.  :evil:


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: TYL3R]
    #4357408 - 06/30/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

The lead actress from House of Green Daggers or Ava Devine... mmmmm...

I have a powerful lust for asians.


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #4357470 - 06/30/05 10:56 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Aria Giovanni.

MMmmmm.

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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357530 - 06/30/05 11:14 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Helen Hunt


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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: Dreamer987]
    #4357539 - 06/30/05 11:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Helen Hunt would be my second choice.


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357551 - 06/30/05 11:20 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Angelina Jolie or Penelope Cruz. Either one will do and it would be molly that I would be snorting. Fuck coke!

Paw's right...you are a freak!! Perv!! :heart:


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: blissedout]
    #4357569 - 06/30/05 11:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You are right, and i plead guilty on all counts :yesnod: Just snorting icing sugar off a beautiful woman's ass crack is enough of  high :smile: I mean even if Angelina Jolie unleased a wicked fart while you were down there paying homage to the sanctity of her poop shute, i'm sure you would inhale it as if it was the purest etheral nectar:yesnod: I am a SICK sick man, but then again i am also a drunk one :grin:


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357576 - 06/30/05 11:28 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

lolz

I am working on a buzz, too. Dank nugz and Heineken. :stoned:


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: blissedout]
    #4357596 - 06/30/05 11:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Oh man i am like SO fucking bombed! I'm still in my old apartment one day after i should be outta here like wtf?  :crazy:

I've gotta put one hand over my eye just to make the monitor screen stand still :yesnod:


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357601 - 06/30/05 11:34 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

haha I know the feeling! I usually don't remember that shit the next day, though.


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357603 - 06/30/05 11:34 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'd snort K out of Angelina Jolie's asscrack. Yeah.


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357615 - 06/30/05 11:38 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

FreakQlibrium said:
Oh man i am like SO fucking bombed! I'm still in my old apartment one day after i should be outta here like wtf?  :crazy:

I've gotta put one hand over my eye just to make the monitor screen stand still :yesnod:



Get the fuck outta that old place dude...you didnt tell me you were still there
get that crap behind you quick


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WDYWFM?
I just want full access damnit
Rono he hate me...
I'm going to be reading every post that you make...and anything that even remotely offends me is going to get your ass banned. How you like 'dem apples asshole?






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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: blissedout]
    #4357625 - 06/30/05 11:40 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

There are times(as in MANY) where i am actually afraid to view the carnage i have created on the main board(s)the next morning :yesnod: Hopefully this will not be another  :crazy:


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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #4357645 - 06/30/05 11:45 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I know that's right! I don't worry about it. Everyone that's anyone knows us, anyway. Well, as well as you can know one through a computer, that is :crazy:We still love each other. :heart:


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: If you could snort a line out of any woman's ass crack..... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4357646 - 06/30/05 11:45 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah but like why would you inhale a dissociative and alienate yourself from such a divine experience? I think what you really meant to say was that you would insert the lower part of a gas mask up her anus and gleefully inhale her anal fumes :grin: Look, this is it, i am way too drunk to post here anymore, everyone have a GR8 night and TTYL8er :wink:


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