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Invisibleafoaf
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porpoises molested my butt
    #4354922 - 06/30/05 12:36 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

the surf was small today, but the sea was glassy and
still so I thought I'd take the 9'6" out and paddle for
a bit to tone my sexy manboobs.

I was about 100 yards offshore and a pod of porpoiseses
was swimming by and chatting chirping and whistling.

I thought they were getting fresh, so I punched one in
the nose and his porpoise-boyfriend got all pist and
jumped all over me and bitch smacked me with his
fin.

It looked cool when they were all jumping, except the
part where they jumped on my back and humped my
butt.

I have to go scrub now...so dirty...dirty...so dirty...can't
scrub the dirt of.....scrub scrub.


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4354932 - 06/30/05 12:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My psychic powers see this being moved to OTD.


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: Redstorm]
    #4354937 - 06/30/05 12:41 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

hahah


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4354941 - 06/30/05 12:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like a good time!


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4354959 - 06/30/05 12:48 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

wow thats hot


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4354968 - 06/30/05 12:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

hold me, hella, hold me hella tight.


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4354977 - 06/30/05 12:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You lucky bastard!


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4354982 - 06/30/05 12:59 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

yes... porpoises  :shiftyeyes:


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4355000 - 06/30/05 01:07 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:hug:


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4355140 - 06/30/05 01:53 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

LMFAO. That's karma for ya. Punch a porpoise and get humped. I just might go find some porpoises and start whaling on em, wish me luck.


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: Mitchnast]
    #4355252 - 06/30/05 02:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
wow thats hot




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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4355313 - 06/30/05 02:37 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Are you sure they did it porpoisesly?

If so you may have grounds for a lawsuit.


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: Jellric]
    #4355369 - 06/30/05 02:51 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: afoaf]
    #4355415 - 06/30/05 03:04 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

that sucks. did u at least give it a good punch b4 getting bitch slapped :evil:


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Re: porpoises molested my butt [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4355783 - 06/30/05 04:41 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

fin slapped*


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