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My answer to blood sucking weed haters
    #4351513 - 06/29/05 06:36 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

God made marijuana and man made beer. Who do you trust?

:spliff:= :smile:

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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: XUL]
    #4351525 - 06/29/05 06:38 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Actually, god made beer.
See, grapes produce natural yeast on the outside of their skins, so when they fall off the bush and onto the ground, each grape personally turns into a mini wine brewery.
Oh ya, Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine. Did he ever turn oregano into the chronic? Not that I recall :smile:


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: XUL]
    #4351527 - 06/29/05 06:38 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

no no no its...

man made beer, god made pot, god is good, man is not:grin:


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: XUL]
    #4351528 - 06/29/05 06:38 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I don't trust neither of them


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: XUL]
    #4351535 - 06/29/05 06:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Alcohol is completely natural.

Here is another gross fact...

When we die, our corpses produce alcohol in decomposition.

Whenever I drink alcohol I can't help but think I'm drinking the liquidated rot of some creature.


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4351538 - 06/29/05 06:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I guess that I just don't like god then. I hate pot and love beer.


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: killme]
    #4351546 - 06/29/05 06:41 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Deadmaker said:
I guess that I just don't like god then. I hate pot and love beer.



im with u there:thumbup:


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: MOTH]
    #4351550 - 06/29/05 06:42 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

aw man now u got that shit stuck in my head. and im an alcoholic so i have to drink, now im goin think that everytime i drink now DAMN DAMN DAMN. lol


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4351561 - 06/29/05 06:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I also hate pot and love beer. But half a joint isn't so bad when you are drinkin


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: MOTH]
    #4351563 - 06/29/05 06:45 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I thought dead things fester into ammonia?


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4351568 - 06/29/05 06:46 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I'm gonna go pick up dead grapes off the ground in a vineyard and get fucking twisted!


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: flowstone]
    #4351574 - 06/29/05 06:47 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

true when im drunk i like to smoke, but it gets u WAY to fucked up and fast. i hate that spinning feeling (plus i want to fuck anything with 2 legs after i get cross faded:smirk:)


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: flowstone]
    #4351575 - 06/29/05 06:47 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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Actually, god made beer.
See, grapes produce natural yeast on the outside of their skins, so when they fall off the bush and onto the ground, each grape personally turns into a mini wine brewery.




I said beer, not wine

not alchohol all together, just beer


but yea.. i get you :wink:


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4351580 - 06/29/05 06:49 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

All I know is that I was watching this autopsy shit on the Health Channel about death, and the medical examiner was examing this alcoholic who had fallen into a swamp and drowned because he was drunk. They then proceeded to explain how alchol is producted naturally in the body as it starts to decay.

You wouldn't believe the other stuff that happens to a corpse in decomposition. There was this other phenomenon called 'degloving' which happens when a corpse is in water...it's where the top layers of skin on the hands just slouth off, like gloves.

There was lots of other stuff, but those were the weirdest that I remember.


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4351582 - 06/29/05 06:50 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I don't even do that. Once or twice a year I'll be drinking and somewhat will have some killer pot and offer it and I'll smoke it, but that's it. It's just something that I never enjoyed.


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: MOTH]
    #4351586 - 06/29/05 06:51 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

"where the top layers of skin on the hands just slouth off, like gloves."

iv seen that kinda shit on tv before. thats pretty cool lookin actually


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: flowstone]
    #4351587 - 06/29/05 06:51 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

flowstone said:
Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine. Did he ever turn oregano into the chronic? Not that I recall :smile:



he didn't have to turn anything into chronic, cause his dad (god) already made the plant, cannabis.


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: felix]
    #4351595 - 06/29/05 06:53 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

so like... if gods his dad, then whos his mom:grin: mother earth?


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: MOTH]
    #4351611 - 06/29/05 06:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I had the privilege of touring the famous Univ. of Tennessee, Knoxville's "body farm" a while back when I took an Anthropogy class there (taught by the venerable Dr. William Bass). It sure gives you a different view on death, to be sure....


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Re: My answer to blood sucking weed haters [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4351616 - 06/29/05 06:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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thegatewaydrug said:
aw man now u got that shit stuck in my head. and im an alcoholic so i have to drink, now 



Oh man that shure hits home with me also :tongue2: :faded:


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