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OfflineShroomKillabrew
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Dumb shit
    #4350535 - 06/29/05 02:34 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I just thought I would tell y'all about this dumb shit I just talked to. Here is how it went, I was over at my brothers house and he had one of his buddies over and he had told me this guy thought he knew everything about growing shrooms. He was asking my bro if he wanted to buy some hydro shrooms. I started acting like I didn't know anything about shrooms, and said so what are hydro shrooms? He said that they are shroom spores grown on a board that is floating in water and has psilocybin injected from syringes into the water and grow off that. He also said he combined 16 strains from all over the world to make one super strain. Has anyone ever heard someone so stupid before?


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: ShroomKillabrew]
    #4350546 - 06/29/05 02:37 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus Christ please tell me you punked him! LMFAO. I would have really let him have it, so much so that he was backed into a corner and started crying. And then, for good measures I would pee on him. The world is full of STUPID people...


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thashaman]
    #4350555 - 06/29/05 02:39 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

mwuhahaha..... i woulda slapped him. would be awesome if it could be done that way though.,..... *drools* mmmmmmm superstrain...


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thashaman]
    #4350563 - 06/29/05 02:41 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

the super strain and the injecting psilocybin into the water would have sent me over the edge. the above posts are exactly what would have happened if i had heard that shit.next time you hear that shit...shut 'em down!


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #4350571 - 06/29/05 02:43 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

>Has anyone ever heard someone so stupid before?

Yes. Constantly. Probably 90% of the people that I've talked with about shrooms for more then 10-30 minutes say something stupid. I hear the most stupid shit at festivals though, and from people trying to sell shrooms anywhere.....

You cant really let these people have it, they think they're right and unless you can offer up some credibility, they'll never believe you. It annoys me how I try and correct people but it just starts an argument I can't win because I can't prove that I know what I'm talking about...


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thenewguy05]
    #4350572 - 06/29/05 02:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Kill him.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thashaman]
    #4350575 - 06/29/05 02:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

other night, i dosed a few friends cause they had some people in from Frisco.

this kid that plays a mean banjo grabs one of the fruits before he shoves it in his mouth and says, "this is b+."
:what:
"what's that?" i ask.
"the strain," he replies.
:whatever:
"how can you tell?"
"well, i can just tell- by looking at the.... uh... you know, the diifferent characteristics of it."
"interesting," says I.

quite simply, it's best left at that.
:zoom:

edit: the strain was Texas


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Edited by psilocyben (06/29/05 02:45 PM)


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: scatmanrav]
    #4350577 - 06/29/05 02:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

{to the post above} : :rotfl:
  hey scat...slap 'em in the face with a copy of "the mushroom cultivator". 400 some odd pages to the face will set them str8.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thenewguy05]
    #4350582 - 06/29/05 02:46 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I would of loved to tell him he was the biggest dumbshit god ever created but I didnt want him to know I knew how to grow.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thenewguy05]
    #4350584 - 06/29/05 02:46 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Kill him to.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thenewguy05]
    #4350591 - 06/29/05 02:49 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

thenewguy05 said:
scat...slap 'em in the face with a copy of "the mushroom cultivator". 400 some odd pages to the face will set them str8.




though it is prerequisite literature, and has the growth parameters/specs in it,
i really didn't find TMC too terribly applicable to The Apartment Cultivator.

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still probably disprove whatever nonsensical point it was that "they" were trying to make.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: scatmanrav]
    #4350594 - 06/29/05 02:50 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

scatmanrav said:
>Has anyone ever heard someone so stupid before?

Yes. Constantly. Probably 90% of the people that I've talked with about shrooms for more then 10-30 minutes say something stupid. I hear the most stupid shit at festivals though, and from people trying to sell shrooms anywhere.....

You cant really let these people have it, they think they're right and unless you can offer up some credibility, they'll never believe you. It annoys me how I try and correct people but it just starts an argument I can't win because I can't prove that I know what I'm talking about...




Scat, you should just start keeping pictures of your harvests and grows with you in your wallet or something, that way you can be like, "BOW BEFORE ME"...


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thremix]
    #4350602 - 06/29/05 02:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

personally i don't care who knows that i know how to grow...only thing is i always reference white buttons and portobellos when i use the knowledge publicly. for wood lovers i use shiitake.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thashaman]
    #4350603 - 06/29/05 02:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:poison: :yawn: :clown:.



:handth: :birthday:


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: thenewguy05]
    #4350605 - 06/29/05 02:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I had a good friend ramble bullshit about mushrooms to me a week ago... how to grow them, etc. Acting all pro... and though I am a beginner I knew he knew absolutely nothing.

I looked at him and kept smiling and nodding.

hes a good person so I didn't wanna make a fool of him... or expose myself as a grower(which Im not anyways)

He could tell soon that I could see through his shit.... so he was said "I got the feeling you know that I have no goddamn clue what I'm talking about."

I smiled and said "Thats right Bitch"

He bought me a beer.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: psilocyben]
    #4350619 - 06/29/05 02:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

This is a predominate fact that sheds a black cloud over any drug that's out there on the market.  I worked for dancesafe for a long time, you wouldn't believe half the shit the kids told me at my tables when we setup at a party.  90% of them, as was already stated, believe so much in these "myths" that it takes almost an act of god (or a really sweet research lab) to prove your point.  It makes it frustrating when your job is to provide factual information to help people make correct decisions regarding their intake of chosen narcotics.  id also say 75% of the kids didn't care about the information and just wanted their MDMA tested before they took it, but, the few that we could help left us with a really gratifying feeling.

I think the best thing to do, as was stated also, is just to smile and nod and move on.  When i hit up fesitivals and need to buy supplies i always talk to the people first and find out if they're full of shit or if they're telling the truth.  Still it does give you something to laugh about at least :smile:


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: ShroomKillabrew]
    #4350623 - 06/29/05 02:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Some random dude at a party (for a friend at my house) got to talking shrooms with me.  Granted he was pretty damn drunk, but he tried to tell me that he was growing "NJ-45" shrooms.  That was the name of the strain.  He said he was growing from a book a friend got him.  I asked if it was Stamets, Ott, etc.. he'd never heard of them.  He said he got the spores "in a bag" from "a guy on the internet."

Sucks to be him- he's either growing CONTAMS or nothing at all.  He was damn convinced of himself though..  :rolleyes:  :grin:


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: ShroomKillabrew]
    #4350625 - 06/29/05 02:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

New quote of the Day:

Never argue with an idiot... they'll simply drag you down to their level and pummel you with experience.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: Dickhead]
    #4350628 - 06/29/05 02:59 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

better to let an idiot ramble than to let him know you grow so he can rob you when youre out of town.


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Re: Dumb shit [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #4350634 - 06/29/05 03:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

hahahah motherfuckers growin a big bag of the mean green haha


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